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Hey BennettOh shitYou messed up my carWhat the hell is wrong with youLook Sam this is a really bad time all right Something happened to TedBut it was a good time for you to vandalize my Chrysler

Hey, fuck your Chrysler!

Ted 2 • 2015

Sam J. Jones:Hey, Bennett!John: Oh, shit.Sam J. Jones:You messed up my car! What the hell is wrong with you?John:Look, Sam. This is really a bad time, all right? Something happened to Ted.Sam J. Jones:Oh! But, it's a good time for you to vandalize my Chrysler though!John:Hey, fuck your Chrysler!

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Hey Bennett

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Oh shit

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You messed up my car

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What the hell is wrong with you

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Look Sam this is a really bad time all right Something happened to Ted

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But it was a good time for you to vandalize my Chrysler though

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Hey fuck your Chrysler

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يا بينيت

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اللعنة

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لقد حطمت سيارتي ما خطبك بحق الجحيم

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سام هذا وقت غير مناسب حصل خطب ما لـ تيد

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لكنه الوقت المناسب لك لتخريب حفل تكريمي

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اللعنة على حفل تكريمك

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Et n'oublie pas c'est toi

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qui voulais que je m'y remette

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J'ai enfin rencontré quelqu'un et ça t'emmerde

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Non tu as raison Johnny Ça va

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C'est vrai Tout va bien

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Je n'ai pas d'emploi pas de mariage et pas de vie

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Mais amuse toi à baiser Gollum pendant que je perds tout

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Ted

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Qui c'est Gollum

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Hey Bennett

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Ach du Scheiße

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Du hast meinen Wagen demoliert

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Was zum Teufel ist dein Problem

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Jetzt ist 'ne ganz schlechte Zeit Sam Ted stieß was zu

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Aber es war ein guter Zeitpunkt um meinen Chrysler zu demolieren ja

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Hey scheiß auf deinen Chrysler

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ベネット

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マズ

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俺の車を壊しやがってどういう訳だ

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サム後だテッドに問題が

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だが車を壊すには都合がいいんだな

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ポンコツクライスラーめ

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Recuerda Tú eres el que me ha estado presionando

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para volver a subirme al caballo

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Finalmente me encuentro con alguien

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y me estás tirando mierda por ello

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Oh no Tienes razón No Johnny está perfecto

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Tienes razón está bien Está totalmente bien

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No tengo trabajo ni matrimonio y ni una vida

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Ojala te diviertas dándole a Gollum aquí

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mientras yo me quedo en la mierda

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Ted

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Quién es Gollum Ella es una modelo

Available in 6 languages

Duration

17 seconds

Views

1,993

Timestamp in Movie

01:31:47

Uploaded

Feb 15, 2026

Genres

Production

Smart Entertainment,Universal Pictures,Fuzzy Door Productions,Bluegrass Films,MRC

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Movie Summary

Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.

Actors

John