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Ted 2

Hey, Johnny. Guy? Man, it's a goddamn partyhere today. Hey, I rememberyou from the...

Ted 2 2015
Hey, Johnny. Guy? Man, it's a goddamn partyhere today. Hey, I rememberyou from the wedding. You get a nose job?No. Yes, you did,you fucking liar. Hey, we just raninto your buddy Ted. Ted? Where is he? He got a little wasted, so these twodudes took him out back to sober up. Did you seewhich way they went? Yeah, yeah. Back hallway,past the photo booth. Come on! Thirsty, Urkel? I fucking love this place

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Hey Johnny
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Guy
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Man it's a goddamn party here today
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Hey I remember you from the wedding
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You get a nose job No
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Yes you did you fucking liar
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Hey we just ran into your buddy Ted
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Ted Where is he
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He got a little wasted so these two dudes took him out back to sober up
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Did you see which way they went
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Yeah yeah Back hallway past the photo booth
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Come on
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Thirsty Urkel
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I fucking love this place
Available in 6 languages
Duration
29 seconds
Views
767
Timestamp in Movie
01:30:39
Uploaded
Feb 15, 2026
Genres
Production
Smart Entertainment,Universal Pictures,Fuzzy Door Productions,Bluegrass Films,MRC

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Movie Summary

Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.