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Hi. Have any of you guys seen a talking teddy bear run through here? Shh. They're about to announce

Hi. Have any of you guys seena talking teddy bear run through here? Shh. They're aboutto...

Ted 2 • 2015

Hi. Have any of you guys seena talking teddy bear run through here? Shh. They're aboutto announce the new Superman. The new Superman is... Jonah Hill! Fuck! Who's Superman?What? I'm just kidding.I'm fucking with you.Come on! And if that isnot big enough news, Hasbro will beunveiling a brand-new line of Transformersmerchandise next fall. We've got a brand-newline of Decepticons... Hey!...that is gonna be...Fresh cakes. Fresh cakes. Fresh cakes. Comic Con fans, let's take a look atthis thrilling sizzle reel with all of ourexciting new toys. Take a look

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Hi Have any of you guys seen a talking teddy bear run through here

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Shh They're about to announce the new Superman

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The new Superman is

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Jonah Hill

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Fuck

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Who's Superman What

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I'm just kidding I'm fucking with you Come on

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And if that is not big enough news

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Hasbro will be unveiling a brand new line

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of Transformers merchandise next fall

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CHEERING

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We've got a brand new line of Decepticons

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Hey

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that is gonna be Fresh cakes

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Fresh cakes

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Fresh cakes

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Comic Con fans

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let's take a look at this thrilling sizzle reel

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with all of our exciting new toys

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Take a look

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CHEERING

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هل رأى أحدكم دمية دب ناطقة إصمتي هذا إعلان بطل سوبرمان الجديد

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بطل فلم سوبرمان الجديد هو

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جونا هيل

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اللعنة من هو سوبرمان

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ماذا كنت أمازحك فقط لنذهب

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وإذا لم تكن تلك الاخبار الرائعة الجديدة كافية شركة هاسبرو ستكشف عن خطتها الجديدة

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عن فلم الآلات المتحولة الخريف المقبل

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لدينة فكرة جديدة لـ الديسبتكونز أنه سيصبح

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كعك طازج كعك طازج

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الكعك الطازج

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عشاق مهرجان الشخصيات الخارقة إلقوا نظرة على هذه الألعاب المثيرة الجديدة

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إلقوا نظرة

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La drogue les fêtes les prostituées les arrestations

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M Meighan on est venus de loin pour vous rencontrer

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parce que vous disiez pouvoir nous aider

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J'ai dit que j'y penserais

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Et je l'ai fait

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Ted vous êtes spécial

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Vous auriez pu servir d'inspiration au monde

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Vous auriez pu être un meneur un modèle

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Au lieu de ça vous êtes

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Justin Bieber

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Allez chier

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Voyons Ted Désolé

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Il ne le pense pas Pardonnez moi

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Rien ne porte à croire

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que vous avez eu une influence positive sur votre entourage

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C'est faux Il en a eu une pour moi

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C'était positif votre arrestation pour achat de marijuana en 2003

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Vous faites quoi vous avant un spectacle des Foo Fighters

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Hallo Sah einer von euch hier einen sprechenden Teddybären

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Sie geben nun bekannt wer der neue Superman wird

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Der neue Superman ist

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Jonah Hill

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Scheiße

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Wer ist Superman Was

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War 'n Witz Ich habe dich verarscht Komm mit

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Und es kommt noch besser

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Hasbro bringt diesen Herbst eine brandneue Kollektion von Transformers Merchandise

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Eine neue Kollektion von Decepticons Hey

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unter dem Motto Frische Steine

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Frische Steine

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Frische Steine

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Comic Con Fans

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seht euch unseren aufregenden Clip über all unsere neuen Spielsachen an

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Film ab

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誰か喋るテディベァを見てない

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新スーパーマンの発表なんだ

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新スーパーマンは

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ジョナヒル

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くそっ誰が

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ハァいえ何でもない

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更にハスブロ社はこの秋トランスフォーマー新モデルを

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発表する予定です

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デストロンの新型を準備しその名は

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フレッシュケークスフレッシュケークスです

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フレッシュケークス

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コミコンファンの皆さん当社のエキサイティングな玩具を

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ご覧下さい

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Sr Meighan hemos recorrido un largo camino para verle

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porqué dijo que nos podría ayudar

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Yo dije que lo consideraría

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Y lo he hecho

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Ted eres especial

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Podrías haber sido una inspiración para el mundo

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Podrías haber sido un líder un modelo a seguir

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En cambio eres Justin Bieber

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Váyase a la mierda

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Oye Ted vamos Lo siento

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Él no quiso decir eso Por favor perdóneme Lo siento

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Simplemente no hay indicación de

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que has tenido un efecto positivo en el mundo que te rodea

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Eso no es cierto Ha tenido un efecto positivo en mí

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Ese efecto positivo seria su arresto conjunto

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por la compra de marihuana en el 2003

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Y cómo diablos más te preparas para un concierto de Foo Fighters

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Sabes por qué perdiste este caso

Available in 6 languages

Duration

45 seconds

Views

467

Timestamp in Movie

01:29:08

Uploaded

Feb 15, 2026

Genres

Production

Smart Entertainment,Universal Pictures,Fuzzy Door Productions,Bluegrass Films,MRC

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Movie Summary

Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.