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Ted 2

His name's "Fuck Scott Fitzgerald?"

Ted 2 • 2015
Ted:His name's "Fuck Scott Fitzgerald?"

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His name's Fuck Scott Fitzgerald
Available in 6 languages
Duration
4 seconds
Views
143
Timestamp in Movie
00:42:25
Uploaded
Feb 15, 2026
Genres
comedy
Production
Smart Entertainment,Universal Pictures,Fuzzy Door Productions,Bluegrass Films,MRC

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Movie Summary

Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.
Yes! Sir? Um, one of the janitors would like to see you. I'm busy. Fresh cakes! What is it, Danny? U - Ted 2 00:36
Yes! Sir? Um, one of the janitors would like to see you....
Mr. Jessup, I can make this company a billion dollars. I'm listening. Thirty years ago, a little boy - Ted 2 00:25
Mr. Jessup, I can make this company a billion dollars....
Oh, there's one! - Ted 2 00:27
Oh, there's one!
GAVEL BANGS Order - Ted 2 00:31
GAVEL BANGS Order
No he's not my property He's a personHe's way more of a person than lots of other peopleI mean fucking Steven TylerWhat the fuck is that Some kind ofweird soccer mom looking Goonie monsterYour Honor I'll allow it - Ted 2 00:13
No he's not my property He's a personHe's way...
Where did they get himChild World toy storeI'm sorry I couldn't hear that Could you repeat that pleaseChild World toy store You fucking heard me - Ted 2 00:11
Where did they get himChild World toy storeI'm sorry I...
Ms Jackson please control your clientor I'll hold both of you in contempt of courtOh piss offI'm standing up for me and I'm standing up for the homosWe deserve respectTed shut upFine - Ted 2 00:14
Ms Jackson please control your clientor I'll hold both...
Your Honor, I'd like to call Ted Clubber Lang to the stand. - Ted 2 00:08
Your Honor, I'd like to call Ted Clubber Lang to the...
Teddo you love your wifeObjection She's not his wife The marriage was annulledI'll rephraseDo you love Tami LynnI love my wife Okay My wifeMore than anything in the worldWe're married I don't care what anybody says - Ted 2 00:20
Teddo you love your wifeObjection She's not his wife...
Capable of love. - Ted 2 00:40
Capable of love.
Ted, would you please press your chest? - Ted 2 00:13
Ted, would you please press your chest?
TED TOY VOICE: I love you! - Ted 2 00:05
TED TOY VOICE: I love you!
No further questions - Ted 2 00:34
No further questions
I'm sorry, Your Honor. - Ted 2 00:14
I'm sorry, Your Honor.
What is taking them so long? - Ted 2 00:30
What is taking them so long?
Johnny it may be time to play the Betelgeuse cardWhat do you meanI mean saying his name three timesWhatBetelgeuse Betelgeuse BetelgeuseShut upYou fucking crazy We don't wantthat guy running around in hereNo Johnny he'll be on our sideHe'll help us - Ted 2 00:20
Johnny it may be time to play the Betelgeuse cardWhat do you...
Please be seated. - Ted 2 00:23
Please be seated.
Very well. - Ted 2 00:17
Very well.
Are you sure you can get him? - Ted 2 00:25
Are you sure you can get him?
So first we need a historical event Who's got an eventTED 9 11STUTTERS Okay maybe something elseAll right let's start with a personJOHN Robin WilliamsOkay all right for real guys for real Who's got a personTED Robin Williams on 9 11All right we've heard - Ted 2 00:44
So first we need a historical event Who's got an...