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Holy shit! Look, Donny, Donny!You don't wanna do this! Okay? Think about whathappened at Fenway. You remember?You cut me open, that's it!I'm gone, dead! Just a regular old teddy bear. I won't be anyfun then, will I? This isn't about you, Ted. You're only one bear. We're gonna figure outwhat makes you real, and then we're gonnamake millions of Teds. One for everychild in the world. One for me. One that loves mejust as much as you love John. Look, Donny,I can never love you. God, that sounds fucked up.Listen, I don't wanna die. Okay? So, uh... What if I gave youa hand job outside your pants whileyou ate an ice cream?
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Holy shit
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Look Donny Donny You don't wanna do this Okay
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Think about what happened at Fenway
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You remember You cut me open that's it I'm gone dead
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Just a regular old teddy bear
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I won't be any fun then will I
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This isn't about you Ted
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You're only one bear
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We're gonna figure out what makes you real
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and then we're gonna make millions of Teds
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One for every child in the world
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One for me
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One that loves me just as much as you love John
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Look Donny I can never love you
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God that sounds fucked up Listen I don't wanna die
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Okay So uh
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What if I gave you a hand job outside
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your pants while you ate an ice cream
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Movie Summary
Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.
