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Hey.Ted:Hello.Customer:I have to... I have to ask a few questions about this breakfast cereal.Ted:Uhhh... Yeah, yeah. Box of Trix.Customer:Yeah, that's right. I've been led to understand that Trix are exclusively for children. Is that correct?Ted:Well... I mean they say 'Trix are for kids' in the commercials b...Customer:Aha, aha. Now, is that enforced by law?Ted:Uh, not to my knowledge. No.Customer:So if I purchase these Trix, there'll be no trouble?Ted:No. No. You should be fine.Customer:You do understand that I myself am not a child?Ted:I was able to sniff that out, yeah.Customer:Okay, I'm going to bring these back to my apartment.Ted:Yeah, yeah. You'll be okay.Customer:And... I won't be followed?Ted:No, uh... that's not in our budget here.Customer:Hey, I won't forget what you've done for me here today.Ted:I would prefer that you do. Jesus Christ
Hey.Ted:Hello.Customer:I have to... I have to ask a few questions about this breakfast cereal.Ted:Uhhh... Yeah, yeah. Box of Trix.Customer:Yeah, that's right. I've been led to understand that Trix are exclusively for children. Is that correct?Ted:Well... I mean they say 'Trix are for kids' in the commercials b...Customer:Aha, aha. Now, is that enforced by law?Ted:Uh, not to my knowledge. No.Customer:So if I purchase these Trix, there'll be no trouble?Ted:No. No. You should be fine.Customer:You do understand that I myself am not a child?Ted:I was able to sniff that out, yeah.Customer:Okay, I'm going to bring these back to my apartment.Ted:Yeah, yeah. You'll be okay.Customer:And... I won't be followed?Ted:No, uh... that's not in our budget here.Customer:Hey, I won't forget what you've done for me here today.Ted:I would prefer that you do. Jesus Christ
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Hey
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Hello
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I'd uh like to ask a few questions about this breakfast cereal
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Uh yeah yeah Box of Trix
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That's right
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I've been led to understand that Trix are exclusively for children
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Is that correct
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I I mean they say uh Trix are for kids in the commercials
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Uh huh Uh huh
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And is that enforced by law
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Uh not to my knowledge no
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So if I purchase these Trix there'll be no trouble
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No No you You should be fine
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You do understand that I myself am not a child
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Uh I was able to sniff that out yeah
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Okay I'm going to bring these back to my apartment
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Uh yeah yeah You'll You'll be okay
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And uh I won't be followed
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Uh no that's That's not in our budget here
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Hey
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I won't forget what you've done for me here today
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I would prefer that you do
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Jesus Christ
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Movie Summary
Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.
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