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Ted 2

I'll give you a minute

Ted 2 • 2015
I'll give you a minute

Full Transcript

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I'll give you a minute
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SAM GRUNTING
Available in 3 languages
Duration
7 seconds
Views
211
Timestamp in Movie
01:32:56
Uploaded
Feb 15, 2026
Genres
comedy
Production
Smart Entertainment,Universal Pictures,Fuzzy Door Productions,Bluegrass Films,MRC

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Movie Summary

Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.
Hey check it out Nerd fight - Ted 2 00:04
Hey check it out Nerd fight
Ted! Johnny! Who the hell are you? Get away from him, you bastard! Ted, you okay, buddy? Johnny, tha - Ted 2 00:38
Ted! Johnny! Who the hell are you? Get away from him, you...
You piece of shitKilling him at Fenway Park wasn't enough for you huhWhat do you wanna do nowYou don't deserve him John You never did You never didI've been wanting to do this for a long timeTED A ha I fucking knew it - Ted 2 00:17
You piece of shitKilling him at Fenway Park wasn't...
Listen, Johnny, I wanna tell you how sorry I am. - Ted 2 00:59
Listen, Johnny, I wanna tell you how sorry I am.
Holy shit! - Ted 2 00:24
Holy shit!
Which one - Ted 2 00:36
Which one
Which one? - Ted 2 00:09
Which one?
Get off me! - Ted 2 00:24
Get off me!
Hi. How is he? Is he gonna come out of it? I don't know, Ms. Jackson. We've done everything we can a - Ted 2 00:11
Hi. How is he? Is he gonna come out of it? I don't...
John, please wake up. - Ted 2 00:06
John, please wake up.
Somebody help! - Ted 2 00:35
Somebody help!
I'm sorry. - Ted 2 00:18
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. - Ted 2 00:07
I'm sorry.
What? Johnny. If you'd like, you can go in and say your goodbyes. - Ted 2 00:11
What? Johnny. If you'd like, you can go in and say your...
Johnny. - Ted 2 00:19
Johnny.
The only problem is I don't know how my life works without you. - Ted 2 00:10
The only problem is I don't know how my life works...
What defines a person? - Ted 2 00:42
What defines a person?
As for complex emotions and the capacity for empathy, we all saw the distressing images of Ted agonizing over his fallen friend, John Bennett. - Ted 2 01:00
As for complex emotions and the capacity for empathy, we all...
Well, Johnny, this is the second time you've made me real. - Ted 2 00:39
Well, Johnny, this is the second time you've made me...
CAMERA CLICKING TED Hashtag Shit happens - Ted 2 00:05
CAMERA CLICKING TED Hashtag Shit happens