I'm sorry but I'm gonna have to let you go. What? Why? I've been bursting my ass at this...

Frank: [to Ted in his office] I'm sorry but I'm gonna have to let you go. Ted: [Taken aback] What? Why? I've been bursting my ass at this job for three years! Frank: I just got a call from the Labor department. I can't legally keep you on as an employee... because I've been informed that you're technically... Ted: [Finishing the sentence] Technically not a person. Yeah. Jesus Christ. Frank: I'm sorry. But as of today you 're fired.

I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have to let you go. What? Why? I've been busting my ass at this job for three years! I just got a call from the Labor Department. I can't legally keep you on as an employee because I've been informed that you're technically... Technically not a person. Yeah, Jesus Christ! I'm sorry, But as of today, you're fired. "Dear Ted, your Chase bank account "has been terminated due to a lack of citizenship. "Dear Ted, your Discover card has been revoked. "Dear Ted, you are no longer a Papa Gino's rewards member. Fuck, that's a big one. This poor baby bootie. It's always gonna be empty. There's never gonna be a little foot in here. I don't understand, We would have made such great parents. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, Teddy! What? What's wrong? Look at this. "Dear Ted, "the state of Massachusetts regrets to inform you "that due to an oversight regarding your legal status your marriage to Tami-Lynn McCafferty is unrecognized by the state