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Ted:
I think it's time to play the Beetlejuice card.John:What?Ted:I mean, saying his name three times so he appears.John:Are you fucking crazy? We don't want that guy running around here!Ted:No, it'll be fine! he'll be on our side! Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetle...John:Hey, you are messing with powers you do not understand, alright! Cut the shit!
I think it's time to play the Beetlejuice card.John:What?Ted:I mean, saying his name three times so he appears.John:Are you fucking crazy? We don't want that guy running around here!Ted:No, it'll be fine! he'll be on our side! Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetle...John:Hey, you are messing with powers you do not understand, alright! Cut the shit!
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Johnny it may be time to play the Betelgeuse card
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What do you mean
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I mean saying his name three times
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What
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Betelgeuse Betelgeuse Betelgeuse
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Shut up
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You fucking crazy We don't want
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that guy running around in here
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No Johnny he'll be on our side
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He'll help us Betelgeuse Betelgeuse
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You are meddling with powers you do not understand
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Cut the shit
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Movie Summary
Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.


