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Johnny, please, just help me do this

Johnny, please, just help medo this. Okay? He's the only guyin the world whose sperm is...

Ted 2 • 2015

Johnny, please, just help medo this. Okay? He's the only guyin the world whose sperm is even close toFlash Gordon's. Ted, it's insane.We could get in a lot of trouble. But not if nobody finds out. Look, look, John, John. We sneak into his house,jerk him off in his sleep and sneak out with the sperm.It'll be easy! And think how awesomethe baby will be. Would bea sweet-ass fucking baby. All right, I'll help you.But we got to have a game plan

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Johnny please just help me do this Okay

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He's the only guy in the world whose sperm

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is even close to Flash Gordon's

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Ted it's insane We could get in a lot of trouble

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But not if nobody finds out

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Look look John John

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We sneak into his house jerk him off in his sleep

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and sneak out with the sperm It'll be easy

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And think how awesome the baby will be

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Would be a sweet ass fucking baby

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All right I'll help you But we got to have a game plan

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جوني أرجوك ساعدني لفعل هذا إتفقنا

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إنه الشخص الوحيد في العالم الذي نطفته قريبة جدا من فلاش غوردون

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تيدي هذا جنون يمكن أن نقع في كثير من المتاعب

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إلا إذا لم يكشف أحد ذلك

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اسمع جون سوف نتسلل إلى منزله ونجعله يستمني

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خلال نومه ونخرج بالحيوانات المنوية سيكون الأمر سهلا

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وفكر كم سيكون الطفل جميلا

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سيكون طفلا جميلا ورائعا

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حسنا سأساعدك لكن يجب علينا أن نعد خطة

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C'est bizarre Paniquerait il si je

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Non il serait flatté

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En plus ton bébé serait un superhéros

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C'est aussi ce que j'ai conclu

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Oui fais le

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Je vais lui envoyer un courriel et voir si je peux passer ce soir

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Viendrais tu avec moi Oui

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Super

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Merde

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Je n'ai jamais de réception chez toi Tu me prêtes ton ordi

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Oui vas y Merci

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Johnny bitte hilf mir das durchzuziehen Ok

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Nur sein Sperma kann noch mit dem von Flash Gordon mithalten

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Ted das ist verrückt und kann richtig Ärger geben

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Aber nicht wenn keiner was mitbekommt

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Hör zu John John

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Wir schleichen rein holen ihm im Schlaf einen runter

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und schleichen mit seinem Sperma wieder raus

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Das wird ein Wahnsinns Baby

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Das würde ein Hammer Baby werden

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0k ich helfe dir Aber wir brauchen einen Schlachtplan

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COOL BEANS BOSTONS TOP REPARATUR VON KLIMAANLAGEN

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ジョニー助けてくれるだろ

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フラッシュゴードンに匹敵する唯一の男なんだ

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バカいえ大問題になるぞ

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気付かれなきゃいい

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忍び込んで起こさずに

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精子を搾り取る簡単だろ

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スゲェ赤ん坊だぞ

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どえらい赤ん坊になりそうだな

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よし手伝うだが計画は僕だ

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Se asustaría si yo No creo que estaría halagado

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Y además tu bebé será un maldito superhéroe

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Esa fue la lógica a la que llegué también

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Sí digo que lo hagas Muy bien Excelente

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Le mandaré un correo electrónico

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y ver si puedo pasar por allí esta noche

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Vendrás conmigo Por supuesto

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Muy bien genial

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Mierda Nunca puedo conseguir una señal en tu apartamento

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Oye puedo usar tu laptop Sí adelante

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Bueno gracias

Available in 6 languages

Duration

25 seconds

Views

242

Timestamp in Movie

00:18:51

Uploaded

Feb 15, 2026

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Production

Smart Entertainment,Universal Pictures,Fuzzy Door Productions,Bluegrass Films,MRC

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Movie Summary

Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.