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Just calm down

Um, hey. Um... Your neighbors called, and your air conditioner'smaking a loud noise so...

Ted 2 • 2015

Just calm down. Yeah, can I help you? Hey! Um, are you,uh, Tom Brady? Yeah. JOHN: Um, hey. Um... Your neighbors called, and your air conditioner'smaking a loud noise so I'm supposed tocheck out the unit. Uh, okay.Yeah, it's around back. Okay. Um, I just may needa signature in case I got to get some parts,for the billing. You could just, uh, write that toJohn and Ted. Put number 12. And you're not a cheater.I mean, I think your balls are perfect. It's around back.All right. Yeah

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KNOCKING ON DOOR

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SIGHING

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SOFTLY Just calm down

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Yeah can I help you

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Hey Um are you uh Tom Brady

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Yeah

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JOHN Um hey Um

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Your neighbors called

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and your air conditioner's making a loud noise

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so I'm supposed to check out the unit

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Uh okay Yeah it's around back

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Okay Um I just may need a signature in case

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I got to get some parts for the billing

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You could just uh write that to John and Ted Put number 12

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And you're not a cheater I mean I think your balls are perfect

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It's around back All right Yeah

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أهدأ فقط

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أجل هل يمكنني مساعدتك

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مرحبا أأنت توم برادي

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ـ أجل ـ لقد أتصلوا جيرانك

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وقالوا أن مكيفك الهواء يحدث الكثير من الضوضاء لذا من المفترض أن أتفقده

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ـ حسنا أجل إنه في الخلف ـ حسنا أنني فقط بحاجة

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لتوقيعك في حالة إذا توجب علي جلب بعض الأجزاء لإستبداله

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إن كان بوسعك كتابة هذا إلى جون و تيد مع رقم 12

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وأنت لست واحد محتال أظن خصيتاك مثاليتين

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ـ إنه في الخلف ـ حسنا أجل

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Qu'est ce qu'il y a Que s'est il passé

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Qu'est ce qu'il y a

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Tellement de porno

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Que fais tu dans mes trucs privés

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Tes trucs privés Johnny tout était ouvert

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Il y a des milliers de fichiers

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Je voulais en effacer quelques uns

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Seigneur Tout est classé

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Anulingus en sens horaire Anulingus en sens antihoraire

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Parfois j'aime voir la langue tourner de l'autre côté

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Tu es vraiment malade Regarde ça Des filles à bite

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C'est vrai je suis malade J'ai besoin d'aide

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Ça n'existe pas les filles à bite que les gars à boules

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Je suis tellement soulagé

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Je suis content que mon secret soit enfin dévoilé

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Johnny écoute moi Il faut que tu te réveilles

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Tu as besoin de rencontrer une fille

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Ganz ruhig

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Ja kann ich Ihnen helfen

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Hey Sind Sie Tom Brady

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Ja

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I Iey

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Ihre Nachbarn haben angerufen Ihre Klimaanlage macht Lärm

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und ich soll das Ding mal checken

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Ok Ja ist hinterm Haus

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Dann bitte noch eine Unterschrift falls ich Ersatzteile bestellen muss

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Schreiben Sie einfach Für John und Ted Mit der 12 daneben

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Und Sie sind kein Betrüger Ich finde Ihre Bälle perfekt

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Hinterm Haus Ok Ja

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落ち着け

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はい何か

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トムブレディさん

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そうだけど

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近所に呼ばれてね

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エァコンがうるさいそうで点検を

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じゃ裏へ廻ってくれ

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ところで建物に

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部品をつける場合にサインが要るんだ

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ジョンとテッド１２項に署名を

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間違いなくあんたのタマパスは完璧だよ

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裏にあるから

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Qué pasó Qué está pasando

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Hay tanto porno

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Qué demonios estás haciendo mirando mi mierda privada

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A qué te refieres con mierda privada

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Johnny estaba aquí a la vista

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Hay literalmente miles de archivos aquí

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He tenido la intención de borrar algo de eso

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Jesucristo Mira la organización aquí

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Rimjob en sentido del reloj Rimjob a la inversa del reloj

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Sí a veces te gusta ver a la lengua ir hacia el otro lado

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Bastardo enfermo Mira esto Chicas con pito

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Oh Dios mío Tengo una enfermedad de acuerdo Necesito ayuda

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No hay chicas con pitos Johnny Sólo tipos con tetas

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Esto es un alivio Me alegro de que por fin fuera atrapado

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Quería ser atrapado

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Johnny ahora escúchame Esto es una llamada de atención

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Tienes que volver a salir allí y conocer a alguien

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Duration

38 seconds

Views

59

Timestamp in Movie

00:19:21

Uploaded

Feb 15, 2026

Genres

Production

Smart Entertainment,Universal Pictures,Fuzzy Door Productions,Bluegrass Films,MRC

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Movie Summary

Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.