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Look I'm so sorry We swear to God it was an accidentWe're so sorryWell I guess it's all right Those are the rejected sickle cell samplesAh you hear that JohnnyYou're covered in rejected black guy

Did you hear that, Johnny? You're covered in rejected black guy sperm. You look like a...

Ted 2 • 2015

John:
Oh, I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry!Ted:We are so sorry!Female Nurse:Well I guess it's alright - those are the rejected sickle cell samples.Ted:Did you hear that, Johnny? You're covered in rejected black guy sperm. You look like a Kardashian

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Look I'm so sorry We swear to God it was an accident

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We're so sorry

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Well I guess it's all right Those are the rejected sickle cell samples

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Ah you hear that Johnny

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You're covered in rejected black guy sperm

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You look like a Kardashian

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ـ يا إلهي ـ أنظري أنا آسف للغاية

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إننا آسفون للغاية

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حسنا أظن لا بأس أظن هذه عينات فقر الدم المنجلي مرفوضة

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هل تسمع هذا يا جوني إن ك مغطى بنطف رجال سود مرفوضة

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ـ إن ك تبدو مثل كارداشيان ـ تبا

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Je m'appelle John Bennett

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Je sais je viens de dire votre nom

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Oui désolé Je suis un peu nerveux

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Je ne suis plus de la partie depuis un moment

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La partie

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C'est rare que je parle à une jolie fille Jolie femme dame

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Mein Gott

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Es tut mir ja so leid Es war ein Unfall

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Es tut uns so leid

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Na nicht so wild Das sind die abgelehnten Sichelzellen Proben

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Hörst du Johnny

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Du bist voll mit abgelehntem Schwarzensperma

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Als wärst du eine Kardashian

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何なの申し訳ない

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大変申し訳ない

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もういいわこれは廃棄サンプルだし

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聴いたかクロの廃棄ザーメンまみれだ

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キムカーダシァンみたいだくそＳＥＸ動画流出事件

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Soy John Bennett

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Lo sé Acabo de decir tu nombre

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Muy bien Sí Lo siento Estoy un poco nervioso

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He estado fuera del juego por un tiempo

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El juego No hablo con chicas guapas tan a menudo

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Mujeres bonitas damas

Available in 6 languages

Duration

14 seconds

Views

1,253

Timestamp in Movie

00:27:19

Uploaded

Feb 15, 2026

Genres

Production

Smart Entertainment,Universal Pictures,Fuzzy Door Productions,Bluegrass Films,MRC

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Movie Summary

Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.

Actors

John

Ted

Seth MacFarlane

Female Nurse