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MEN: Whoa!

Whoa! Hey, what the hell you doing walkingaround dressed like Star Wars? It's Comic Con,...

Ted 2 • 2015

MEN:Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Watch it.Jesus! Watch where you're going! It's a crosswalk, jackass!We have the right of way! Yeah. BOTH:Whoa! Hey, what the hell you doing walkingaround dressed like Star Wars? It's Comic Con, you idiot!We're going to the Javits Center. You're the idiots,because you three guys would never be walking together! Yeah, you're his bossand you two guys are enemies! Yeah, bite me, Captain Kirk! Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.Hey! Come on. That's Star Trek! Yeah, that's twodifferent franchises. Yeah, sorry, guys.She doesn't know. Nah, it's okay.I'm Sorry you have to deal with that. All right, Let's go. Oh, hey, come on.It's not worth it, man. Come on

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MEN Whoa Whoa Whoa

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Watch it Jesus Watch where you're going

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It's a crosswalk jackass We have the right of way Yeah

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BOTH Whoa

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Hey what the hell you doing walking around dressed like Star Wars

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It's Comic Con you idiot We're going to the Javits Center

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You're the idiots because you three guys

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would never be walking together

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Yeah you're his boss and you two guys are enemies

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Yeah bite me Captain Kirk

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Whoa Whoa Whoa Hey Come on That's Star Trek

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Yeah that's two different franchises

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Yeah sorry guys She doesn't know

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Nah it's okay I'm sorry you have to deal with that

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All right let's go

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Oh hey come on It's not worth it man

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Come on

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اللعنة أين أنتم ذاهبون إنه مفترق طرق والأولية لنا

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ماذا تفعلون بحق الجحيم تتجولون مثل أبطال فلم حرب النجوم

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إنه مهرجان أيها الغبي نحن ذاهبون إلى مركز جاو

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أنتم ثلاث أغبياء لا يجب أن تتجولوا سوية

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نعم أنت القائد وكلاكما أعداء

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نعم عليك اللعنة كابتن كيرك لا تلك رحلة النجوم

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ذلك عمل سينمائي آخر نعتذر يا رفاق إنها لا تعرف

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لا بأس لكن للأسف يجب أن تتعامل مع ذلك

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ل نذهب

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لا لا ذلك لن يجدي نفعا

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Dis moi que tu as apporté une autre pipe à eau

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C'est vrai Sam Ça nous met mal à l'aise

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On veut se geler nous aussi

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Je n'ai pas de papier ni rien

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C'est hilarant non Ça vient d'un enterrement de vie de fille

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C'est idiot Tiens essaie

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Non

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Pourquoi pas

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Je ne mettrai pas une grosse bite en verre dans ma bouche

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Tu la trouves grosse

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Elle t'a bien eu Johnny

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Je n'ai pas d'autre pipe

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Je vais aller dans la grange

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voir si je ne trouverais pas une cannette

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pour bricoler une autre pipe

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Oui une pipe pas en bite

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Ce n'est pas le nom du président de Corée du Sud ça

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Achtung Himmel Passt doch auf

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Das ist ein Zebrastreifen Esel Wir haben Vorrang

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Hey was rennt ihr hier wie aus Star Wars rum

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Wegen der Comic Con du Idiot Wir gehen ins Javits Center

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Ihr seid die Idioten ihr drei würdet nie zusammen rumlaufen

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Ja du bist sein Boss und ihr zwei seid Feinde

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Ja du kannst mich mal Captain Kirk

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Hey Also bitte Das ist Star Trek

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Zwei ganz verschiedene Welten

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Tut mir leid Sie kennt sich nicht aus

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Schon gut Das ist euer Bier ihr Armen

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Ok gehen wir

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Hey komm schon Das ist es nicht wert Komm mit

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気をつけろ交差点だぞこっちが正しいんだ

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その格好で何歩いてんだ

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コミコンだよアホジャバセンターの途中だ

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アホはお前だその３人は敵だろ

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彼のボスで二人は敵だぞ

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かかって来いカーク船長スタートレックだ

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流通が違う彼女は知らなくてね

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いいとも悪かった仲直りだ

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オイこら違うんだよ無駄だ

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Por favor dime que no es la única pipa que trajiste en este viaje

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Sí Sam Esto nos pone en una especie de posición incómoda aquí

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Queremos volarnos también No tengo papeles ni nada

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No es graciosa La compré en una despedida de soltera

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Es tan estúpida

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Toma pruébalo Eh no

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Por qué No quiero poner una gran verga de vidrio en mi boca

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Crees que esta es grande

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Johnny caíste justo a esa amigo

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Esto es todo lo que traje Qué tal esto

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Voy a ir a ver el granero

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y ver si puedo encontrar una lata de refresco

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o algo para que hagamos una pipa

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Sí ve si se puede hacer una pipa que no sea un pito

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Sí Oye sabes ese es el nombre del presidente de Corea del Sur

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Correcto

Available in 6 languages

Duration

37 seconds

Views

1,199

Timestamp in Movie

01:18:31

Uploaded

Feb 15, 2026

Genres

Production

Smart Entertainment,Universal Pictures,Fuzzy Door Productions,Bluegrass Films,MRC

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Movie Summary

Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.

Actors

Samantha Jackson

Amanda Seyfried

Obi-wan

Stormtrooper

John

Ted

Seth MacFarlane