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Ms Jackson please control your clientor I'll hold both of you in contempt of courtOh piss offI'm standing up for me and I'm standing up for the homosWe deserve respectTed shut upFine

Fine!

Ted 2 • 2015

Judge:
Ms. Jackson please control your client or I will hold you both in contempt of court.Ted:Oh, piss off! All right? I'm standing up for me, and I'm standing up for the homos! We deserve respect!Samantha Jackson:Ted, shut up!Ted:Fine!

Full Transcript

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Ms Jackson please control your client

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or I'll hold both of you in contempt of court

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Oh piss off

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I'm standing up for me and I'm standing up for the homos

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We deserve respect

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Ted shut up

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Fine

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هذا تحديدا تقوله لتدع أحدهم يصبح شاذا وأنا أقول هذا خطأ

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سيدة جاكسون رجاء سيطري على موكلك أو كلاكما ستواجهون تهمة إنتهاك حقوق المحكمة

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إسمح لي إنا أ رافع عن نفسي وعن الشاذ نحن نستحق الإحترام

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تيد إخرس حسنا

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Dasselbe machen Sie auch mit den Homos und ich finde es falsch

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Miss Jackson mäßigen Sie Ihren Mandanten oder Sie werden beide des Saales verwiesen

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Verpiss dich

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Ich trete für mich ein und für die Homos Wir verdienen Respekt

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Ted halt die Klappe

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Na schön

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ジャクソン君制止しなさい法廷侮辱罪になりますよ

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うるさい

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俺は自分の為ホモの為に立ち上がる

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尊敬に値する

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テッド黙りなさいよかろう

Available in 6 languages

Duration

14 seconds

Views

1,285

Timestamp in Movie

00:54:11

Uploaded

Feb 15, 2026

Genres

Production

Smart Entertainment,Universal Pictures,Fuzzy Door Productions,Bluegrass Films,MRC

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Movie Summary

Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.

Actors

Judge

Ted

Seth MacFarlane

Samantha Jackson

Amanda Seyfried

Samantha

Amanda Seyfried