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John:
He's not my property. He's a person. He's way more of a person than lots of other people. I mean, fuckin' Steven Tyler? What the fuck is that, some kinda weird soccer mom looking Goonie monster?Shep Wild:Your Honor!Judge:I'll allow it
He's not my property. He's a person. He's way more of a person than lots of other people. I mean, fuckin' Steven Tyler? What the fuck is that, some kinda weird soccer mom looking Goonie monster?Shep Wild:Your Honor!Judge:I'll allow it
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No he's not my property He's a person
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He's way more of a person than lots of other people
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I mean fucking Steven Tyler
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What the fuck is that Some kind of
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weird soccer mom looking Goonie monster
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Your Honor I'll allow it
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Movie Summary
Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.



