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Ted 2

Oh, newsflash! Boston whore has seen Italian penis

Ted 2 • 2015
Ted:Oh, newsflash! Boston whore has seen Italian penis

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Oh newsflash Boston whore has seen Italian penis
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Duration
5 seconds
Views
897
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:32
Uploaded
Feb 15, 2026
Genres
comedy
Production
Smart Entertainment,Universal Pictures,Fuzzy Door Productions,Bluegrass Films,MRC

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Movie Summary

Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.
HeyHelloI'd uh like to ask a few questions about this breakfast cerealUh yeah yeah Box of TrixThat's rightI've been led to understand that Trix are exclusively for childrenIs that correctI I mean they say uh Trix are for kids in the commercialsUh huh Uh - Ted 2 01:12
HeyHelloI'd uh like to ask a few questions about this...
Hey. I won't forget what you've done for me here today. I would prefer that you do. - Ted 2 00:08
Hey. I won't forget what you've done for me here...
You two still not talking? - Ted 2 00:40
You two still not talking?
Uh huh Look at thatYou see them two white niggas over thereINDISTINCT Yeah WhatLook at them They're so happyBecause they got that little baby keeping them togetherIf they didn't have that babythey'd just be two sad ass white niggaswaiting for Downtown - Ted 2 00:18
Uh huh Look at thatYou see them two white niggas over...
You do - Ted 2 00:22
You do
What the fuck? - Ted 2 01:00
What the fuck?
All right, there, you happy? - Ted 2 00:07
All right, there, you happy?
TED: So, uh, basically that's it. - Ted 2 00:49
TED: So, uh, basically that's it.
Johnny, please, just help me do this. - Ted 2 00:25
Johnny, please, just help me do this.
Just calm down. - Ted 2 00:38
Just calm down.
And you're not a cheater I mean I think your balls are perfect - Ted 2 00:05
And you're not a cheater I mean I think your balls are...
Take the damn raincoat off. - Ted 2 00:07
Take the damn raincoat off.
You're telling me you don't want this - Ted 2 00:20
You're telling me you don't want this
PANTING - Ted 2 00:19
PANTING
Besides we just broke into Tom Brady's house and tried to jerk him offYou're ready to be a parent - Ted 2 00:07
Besides we just broke into Tom Brady's house and tried...
What is that? - Ted 2 00:38
What is that?
I'm John Bennett. - Ted 2 00:41
I'm John Bennett.
Uh, excuse me. - Ted 2 00:08
Uh, excuse me.
I'm blinking it inGAGGING You got to fucking help meOh my God It's in my fucking mouthHang on I got to post this on FacebookNo CAMERA CLICKSHashtag Grr Mondays - Ted 2 00:12
I'm blinking it inGAGGING You got to fucking help meOh...
Look I'm so sorry We swear to God it was an accidentWe're so sorryWell I guess it's all right Those are the rejected sickle cell samplesAh you hear that JohnnyYou're covered in rejected black guy spermYou look like a Kardashian - Ted 2 00:14
Look I'm so sorry We swear to God it was an...