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Ted 2

Fuck you! Eat my pussy!Have some apples! Jesus, what the hellis your problem? It's...

Ted 2 2015
Oh, there's one! TED:How's your workout?JOGGER:Fuck you! Eat my pussy!Have some apples! Jesus, what the hellis your problem? It's everybodyelse's fault, Mary Decker! Bam! You sons of bitches!What the fuck is your... That's the lottery!That's the lottery! That's what you getfor fucking exercising! That is unbelievable!

Full Transcript

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Oh there's one
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ALL LAUGH
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TED How's your workout JOGGER Fuck you
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Eat my pussy Have some apples
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Jesus what the hell is your problem
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It's everybody else's fault Mary Decker
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Bam
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You sons of bitches What the fuck is your GRUNTS
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ALL EXCLAIMING
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That's the lottery That's the lottery
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That's what you get for fucking exercising
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That is unbelievable
Available in 6 languages
Duration
27 seconds
Views
153
Timestamp in Movie
00:47:33
Uploaded
Feb 15, 2026
Genres
Production
Smart Entertainment,Universal Pictures,Fuzzy Door Productions,Bluegrass Films,MRC

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Movie Summary

Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.