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[Unrated version only] Ted:
Attention, everyone. May I have your attention, please? Johnny and I have prepared something very special for you here. Let's have it, fellas. Ted:
When you hear the sound of thunder don't you get too scared. John:
Just grab your thunder buddy and say these magic words. Ted:
Oh, fuck you, thunder! You can suck my dick! John:
Oh, fuck you, thunder! You can suck my dick! Ted:
You can't get me, thunder 'cause you're just God's farts. Yeah! John:
You can't get me, thunder 'cause you're just God's farts. Yeah!
Attention, everyone. May I have your attention, please? Johnny and I have prepared something very special for you here. Let's have it, fellas. Ted:
When you hear the sound of thunder don't you get too scared. John:
Just grab your thunder buddy and say these magic words. Ted:
Oh, fuck you, thunder! You can suck my dick! John:
Oh, fuck you, thunder! You can suck my dick! Ted:
You can't get me, thunder 'cause you're just God's farts. Yeah! John:
You can't get me, thunder 'cause you're just God's farts. Yeah!
Full Transcript
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PANTING
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Hey Ted let me ask you something
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What's that
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Why didn't you just come to me
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What are you talking about
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For the sperm
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Oh Johnny you kidding me man You were the first person I wanted to go to
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But you've just been so bummed out
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Movie Summary
Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.
Actors
Ted
John
