Please tell me that's not the only bong you brought on this trip. Yeah, Sam. This, this...
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[Samantha smokes weed on a penis-shaped bong]
John:
Please tell me that's not the only bong you brought on this trip.
Ted:
Yeah, Sam. This, this puts us in a kind of awkward position here. I mean, we wanna get high too.
John:
I don't have any papers or nothing.
Samantha Jackson:
Is this hilarious? I got it at a bachelorette party.
[giggles]
Samantha Jackson:
It's so stupid. Here, try it.
John:
Uh, no.
Samantha Jackson:
Why?
John:
I don't wanna put a big glass cock in my mouth.
Samantha Jackson:
Oh, you think this is big?
Ted:
[laughing]
Johnny, you walked right into that one, pal.
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Please tell me that's not the only bong you brought on this trip
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TED Yeah Sam This puts us in kind of an awkward position here
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I mean we wanna get high too
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I don't have any papers or nothing
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Is this hilarious I got it at a bachelorette party
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LAUGHS
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It's so stupid Here try it
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Uh no
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Why
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I don't wanna put a big glass cock in my mouth
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Oh you think this is big
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LAUGHS
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Johnny you walked right into that one pal
Clip duration: 26 seconds
Views: 534
Timestamp in movie: 01h 12m 00s
Uploaded: 19 March, 2022
Genres: comedy
Summary: Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.
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