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TED Oh my GodJohn did you see that She was totally giving you the fuck me eyesNo she wasn'tShe was giving you the fuck me eyesWhat are the fuck me eyesSome women just have fuck me eyesDo I have fuck

No, you have "Give me the ring, my precious" eyes

Ted 2 • 2015

Ted:
Oh my God, John, did you see that? She was totally giving you the "fuck me" eyes.John:No, she wasn't.Ted:She was giving you the "fuck me" eyes.Samantha Jackson:What are the "fuck me" eyes?Ted:Yeah, it's just some women just have "fuck me" eyes.Samantha Jackson:Do I have "fuck me" eyes?Ted:No, you have "Give me the ring, my precious" eyes

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TED Oh my God

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John did you see that She was totally giving you the fuck me eyes

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No she wasn't

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She was giving you the fuck me eyes

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What are the fuck me eyes

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Some women just have fuck me eyes

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Do I have fuck me eyes

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No you have Give us the ring my precious eyes

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يا إلهي هل رأيت ذلك جون أعطتك نظرة ضاجعني

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كلا بل رمقتك بنظرة ضاجعني

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ما هي نظرة ضاجعني بعض النساء لديهن نظرة ضاجعني

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هل أنا لدي نظرة ضاجعني كلا لديك نظرة أعطني خاتم الخطوبة

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Je suis désolé chérie

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C'est moi qui suis désolée Je croyais avoir monté un dossier solide

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La réalité c'est que tu avais une avocate merdique

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Voyons

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Personne ne jette le blâme sur toi Tu as tout fait

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Je n'arrive pas à croire que c'est officiel

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Mein Gott

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John hast du das gesehen Das war voll der Fick mich Blick

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Nein war es nicht

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Sie gab dir den Fick mich Blick

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Was ist ein Fick mich Blick

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Manche Frauen haben nun mal einen Fick mich Blick

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Hab ich einen Fick mich Blick

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Nein du hast Gib uns den Ring mein Schatz Augen

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見たか彼女お前にやる気目線だったぞ

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違うよお前にそうだった

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やる気目線って何よある種の女子は持ってる

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私は君のは結婚指輪を渡せ目線だ Lord of the Rings Gollum eyes

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もう出よう後２時間ある疲れたし

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Lo siento tanto nena No yo lo siento

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Pensé que había construido un mejor caso

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Es sólo que la realidad es que soy una abogada de mierda

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Oye vamos Nadie te está culpando por esto

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Hiciste todo lo que pudiste

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Yo sólo Estoy sentado aquí y no puedo creer que sea oficial

Available in 6 languages

Duration

17 seconds

Views

1,980

Timestamp in Movie

01:07:31

Uploaded

Feb 15, 2026

Genres

Production

Smart Entertainment,Universal Pictures,Fuzzy Door Productions,Bluegrass Films,MRC

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Movie Summary

Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.

Actors

Ted

Seth MacFarlane

John

Samantha Jackson

Amanda Seyfried