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TED:So, uh, basically that's it.We need a sperm donor. So what do ya say? You'd really behelping me and Tami out. No can do, my brother. Well...Well, why not? Oh, look, I did a lotof blow in the '80s and my sperm count'sa little low. Oh. How low? One. One? Yeah, little fella's having his ownI Am Legend in my nut sack. Oh. Can we have that one? No! Gonna need it for proteinif I ever get lost at sea. Come on, guys.I mean, are we done here?I got to go. That Sister, Sister marathonain't gonna watch itself. TED: Can't believe it.That son of a bitch! That was reallyselfish of him. I know. And afterI watched his piece-of-shit movie,like, a hundred times. God damn it! Ah!Oh, shit!
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TED So uh basically that's it We need a sperm donor
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So what do ya say
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You'd really be helping me and Tami out
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No can do my brother
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Well Well why not
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Oh look I did a lot of blow in the '80s
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and my sperm count's a little low
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Oh How low
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One
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One
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Yeah little fella's having his own I Am Legend in my nut sack
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Oh Can we have that one
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No Gonna need it for protein if I ever get lost at sea
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Come on guys I mean are we done here I got to go
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That Sister Sister marathon ain't gonna watch itself
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TED Can't believe it That son of a bitch
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That was really selfish of him
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I know And after I watched his
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piece of shit movie like a hundred times
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God damn it
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ALARM BLARING
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Ah Oh shit
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Movie Summary
Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.
