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TED TOY VOICE: I love you!
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Ted 2

I love you!

Ted 2 • 2015
TED TOY VOICE:I love you!

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TED TOY VOICE I love you
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CROWD MURMUR
Available in 6 languages
Duration
5 seconds
Views
177
Timestamp in Movie
00:57:03
Uploaded
Feb 15, 2026
Genres
comedy
Production
Smart Entertainment,Universal Pictures,Fuzzy Door Productions,Bluegrass Films,MRC

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Movie Summary

Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.
No further questions - Ted 2 00:34
No further questions
I'm sorry, Your Honor. - Ted 2 00:14
I'm sorry, Your Honor.
What is taking them so long? - Ted 2 00:30
What is taking them so long?
Johnny it may be time to play the Betelgeuse cardWhat do you meanI mean saying his name three timesWhatBetelgeuse Betelgeuse BetelgeuseShut upYou fucking crazy We don't wantthat guy running around in hereNo Johnny he'll be on our sideHe'll help us - Ted 2 00:20
Johnny it may be time to play the Betelgeuse cardWhat do you...
Please be seated. - Ted 2 00:23
Please be seated.
Very well. - Ted 2 00:17
Very well.
Are you sure you can get him? - Ted 2 00:25
Are you sure you can get him?
So first we need a historical event Who's got an eventTED 9 11STUTTERS Okay maybe something elseAll right let's start with a personJOHN Robin WilliamsOkay all right for real guys for real Who's got a personTED Robin Williams on 9 11All right we've heard - Ted 2 00:44
So first we need a historical event Who's got an...
All right. - Ted 2 00:13
All right.
If you wanna sit there with a pie of meat Just fuck your own brother in the front seat Oh, why can't you just say please? - Ted 2 00:40
If you wanna sit there with a pie of meat Just fuck your own...
TED So do you say Arizona State University or do you just say HPVU - Ted 2 00:06
TED So do you say Arizona State University or do you just...
TED Oh my GodJohn did you see that She was totally giving you the fuck me eyesNo she wasn'tShe was giving you the fuck me eyesWhat are the fuck me eyesSome women just have fuck me eyesDo I have fuck me eyesNo you have Give us the ring my precious eyes - Ted 2 00:17
TED Oh my GodJohn did you see that She was totally giving...
Okay I'll see you then Bye - Ted 2 00:12
Okay I'll see you then Bye
Ah! Ah! Shit, shit, shit! - Ted 2 00:09
Ah! Ah! Shit, shit, shit!
What the fuck? - Ted 2 00:06
What the fuck?
Hey, listen, Sam, I'm real sorry. - Ted 2 00:28
Hey, listen, Sam, I'm real sorry.
That barn just came out of nowhere - Ted 2 00:04
That barn just came out of nowhere
What the hellSNIFFSHoly shit Hey TedYou know what this is It's Super Lemon HazeIt's a really rare strainIt's a cross between Lemon Skunk and Super Silver HazeIt's totally potentI've only had it once in my lifeand it was one of the best highs I ever - Ted 2 01:23
What the hellSNIFFSHoly shit Hey TedYou know what this is...
Holy shit! - Ted 2 00:22
Holy shit!
Dear God! - Ted 2 00:18
Dear God!