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Ted 2

Teddy, this isthe best day of my life! I just love you so much. I love you, too, baby. I'm...

Ted 2 • 2015
Teddy, this isthe best day of my life! I just love you so much. I love you, too, baby. I'm gonna go fifty shadesof bear on you tonight. Let's go get shit-faced! Okay! Thank you

Full Transcript

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Teddy this is the best day of my life
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I just love you so much
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I love you too baby
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I'm gonna go fifty shades of bear on you tonight
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Let's go get shit faced
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Okay
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Thank you
Available in 5 languages
Duration
17 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:02:00
Uploaded
Feb 15, 2026
Genres
comedy
Production
Smart Entertainment,Universal Pictures,Fuzzy Door Productions,Bluegrass Films,MRC

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Movie Summary

Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.
Hey, congrats, you mofos. - Ted 2 00:20
Hey, congrats, you mofos.
Rick and I are actually about to tie the knot. - Ted 2 00:12
Rick and I are actually about to tie the knot.
Yeah, I'm gonna pass. - Ted 2 00:31
Yeah, I'm gonna pass.
Yeah, I'm gonna pass. - Ted 2 00:27
Yeah, I'm gonna pass.
I'm starving What the hell are you doing over thereI'm curing cancerI'm cooking your fucking steak What do you think I'm doingWhat do I think you're doingI think you're bleeding us dry is what I think you're doingLook at this look at this 129 at Filene's - Ted 2 00:16
I'm starving What the hell are you doing over...
Oh newsflash Boston whore has seen Italian penis - Ted 2 00:05
Oh newsflash Boston whore has seen Italian penis
HeyHelloI'd uh like to ask a few questions about this breakfast cerealUh yeah yeah Box of TrixThat's rightI've been led to understand that Trix are exclusively for childrenIs that correctI I mean they say uh Trix are for kids in the commercialsUh huh Uh - Ted 2 01:12
HeyHelloI'd uh like to ask a few questions about this...
Hey. I won't forget what you've done for me here today. I would prefer that you do. - Ted 2 00:08
Hey. I won't forget what you've done for me here...
You two still not talking? - Ted 2 00:40
You two still not talking?
Uh huh Look at thatYou see them two white niggas over thereINDISTINCT Yeah WhatLook at them They're so happyBecause they got that little baby keeping them togetherIf they didn't have that babythey'd just be two sad ass white niggaswaiting for Downtown - Ted 2 00:18
Uh huh Look at thatYou see them two white niggas over...
You do - Ted 2 00:22
You do
What the fuck? - Ted 2 01:00
What the fuck?
All right, there, you happy? - Ted 2 00:07
All right, there, you happy?
TED: So, uh, basically that's it. - Ted 2 00:49
TED: So, uh, basically that's it.
Johnny, please, just help me do this. - Ted 2 00:25
Johnny, please, just help me do this.
Just calm down. - Ted 2 00:38
Just calm down.
And you're not a cheater I mean I think your balls are perfect - Ted 2 00:05
And you're not a cheater I mean I think your balls are...
Take the damn raincoat off. - Ted 2 00:07
Take the damn raincoat off.
You're telling me you don't want this - Ted 2 00:20
You're telling me you don't want this
PANTING - Ted 2 00:19
PANTING