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Ted 2

I fuckin' love this place

Ted 2 • 2015
Guy:
Thirsty, Urkel?Guy:I fuckin' love this place

Full Transcript

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Thirsty Urkel
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I fucking love this place
Available in 6 languages
Duration
6 seconds
Views
1,531
Timestamp in Movie
01:31:01
Uploaded
Feb 15, 2026
Genres
comedy
Production
Smart Entertainment,Universal Pictures,Fuzzy Door Productions,Bluegrass Films,MRC

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Movie Summary

Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.

Actors

Patrick Warburton
Guy
Patrick Warburton
What the fuck? - Ted 2 00:22
What the fuck?
What do you say there, happy face? - Ted 2 00:31
What do you say there, happy face?
Hey BennettOh shitYou messed up my carWhat the hell is wrong with youLook Sam this is a really bad time all right Something happened to TedBut it was a good time for you to vandalize my Chrysler thoughHey fuck your Chrysler - Ted 2 00:17
Hey BennettOh shitYou messed up my carWhat the hell is wrong...
Holy shit! - Ted 2 00:47
Holy shit!
I'll give you a minute. - Ted 2 00:07
I'll give you a minute.
Hey check it out Nerd fight - Ted 2 00:04
Hey check it out Nerd fight
Ted! Johnny! Who the hell are you? Get away from him, you bastard! Ted, you okay, buddy? Johnny, tha - Ted 2 00:38
Ted! Johnny! Who the hell are you? Get away from him, you...
You piece of shitKilling him at Fenway Park wasn't enough for you huhWhat do you wanna do nowYou don't deserve him John You never did You never didI've been wanting to do this for a long timeTED A ha I fucking knew it - Ted 2 00:17
You piece of shitKilling him at Fenway Park wasn't...
Listen, Johnny, I wanna tell you how sorry I am. - Ted 2 00:59
Listen, Johnny, I wanna tell you how sorry I am.
Holy shit! - Ted 2 00:24
Holy shit!
Which one - Ted 2 00:36
Which one
Which one? - Ted 2 00:09
Which one?
Get off me! - Ted 2 00:24
Get off me!
Hi. How is he? Is he gonna come out of it? I don't know, Ms. Jackson. We've done everything we can a - Ted 2 00:11
Hi. How is he? Is he gonna come out of it? I don't...
John, please wake up. - Ted 2 00:06
John, please wake up.
Somebody help! - Ted 2 00:35
Somebody help!
I'm sorry. - Ted 2 00:18
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. - Ted 2 00:07
I'm sorry.
What? Johnny. If you'd like, you can go in and say your goodbyes. - Ted 2 00:11
What? Johnny. If you'd like, you can go in and say your...
Johnny. - Ted 2 00:19
Johnny.