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Uh huh Look at thatYou see them two white niggas over thereINDISTINCT Yeah WhatLook at them They're so happyBecause they got that little baby keeping them togetherIf they didn't have that babythey'd

Look at them! They so happy, because they got that little baby keeping them together. If...

Ted 2 • 2015

Joy:
Look at that! You see them two white niggers over there?Ted:Yeah, what?Joy:Look at them! They so happy, because they got that little baby keeping them together. If they didn't have that baby, they'd just be two sad-ass white niggers waiting for Downton Abbey to come on

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Uh huh Look at that

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You see them two white niggas over there

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INDISTINCT Yeah What

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Look at them They're so happy

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Because they got that little baby keeping them together

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If they didn't have that baby

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they'd just be two sad ass white niggas

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waiting for Downtown Abbey to come on

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ـ طفل ـ أنظر إلى هذا

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ـ هل ترى الزوجين البيض هناك ـ أجل ماذا

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أنظر إليهما إنهما سعيدان للغاية

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لأنهما أنجبا طفلا صغيرا الذي يبقيهما معا

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إذا لم يكن لديهما ذلك الطفل لكانا زوجين بيض حزينين

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ـ منتظرين داونتون آبي أن يأتي لمنزلهما ـ لماذا لقد قلت هذا مرتين

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Juste un verre et je ne dirai à personne

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que Jay Leno vient ici baiser des gars aux toilettes

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Qu'est ce que vous faites Lâchez moi

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Désolé j'ai fait erreur

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MARCHÉ BAY COLONY

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Ein Baby

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Sieh dir die an Siehst du die beiden weißen Nigger da drüben

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Ja Und

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Sieh doch wie glücklich sie sind

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Dieses kleine Baby hält sie nämlich zusammen

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Ohne dieses Baby

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wären sie zwei arme weiße Nigger die auf die nächste Folge Downtown Abbey warten

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赤ん坊ほら見て

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あそこの白系クロ見える

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ウンで

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幸せそうだろ

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赤ん坊が二人をつないでるのさ

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あの子がいなきゃ帰ってダウントンアビーでも観てる

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悲しい白クロさ２回も言うか

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Vamos Una bebida y te prometo que no le diré a nadie

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que Jay Leno viene aquí por el sexo gay en el baño

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Oye qué carajos estás haciendo

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Aléjate de mí Disculpa Mi error

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Aquí esta

Available in 6 languages

Duration

18 seconds

Views

1,145

Timestamp in Movie

00:13:05

Uploaded

Feb 15, 2026

Genres

Production

Smart Entertainment,Universal Pictures,Fuzzy Door Productions,Bluegrass Films,MRC

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Movie Summary

Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.

Actors

Joy

Ted

Seth MacFarlane