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Right You see the thing is we don't want to take any chancesbecause the stakes are so significantWe can't just rush into anythingWe got to make sure we're making the right decisionTED We really

That's fine. I'm gonna get a huge migraine in the parking lot in about 20 minuets

Ted 2 • 2015

Ted:
Right. You see the thing is, we don't wanna take any chances, because the stakes are so significant.John:We can't rush into anything. We got to make sure we're making the right decision.Ted:We really appreciate your time, but what we're probably gonna do is...Ted:just take a seat and get to work.John:Trust you completely.Ted:We really feel you got a lot to offer.Samantha Jackson:Sorry you don't mind the pot, do you? I get migraines.John:Oh, absolutely. Me too.Ted:That's fine. I'm gonna get a huge migraine in the parking lot in about 20 minuets

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Right You see the thing is we don't want to take any chances

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because the stakes are so significant

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We can't just rush into anything

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We got to make sure we're making the right decision

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TED We really appreciate your time

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but I think what we're probably gonna do is

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just take a seat and get to work

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Trust you completely

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Yeah we really feel like you got a lot to offer

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Sorry

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You don't mind the pot do you

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I get migraines

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Oh absolutely me too That's fine

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I'm gonna get a huge migraine in the parking lot in about 20 minutes

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صحيح كما ترين إنه أمر لا نريد أن نحاول به لأن هناك مخاطرة كبيرة

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لا يمكننا التسرع في كل شيء علينا أن نحرص بإتخاذ القرار الصائب

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أجل إننا حقا نقدر وقتك لكن أظن أن ما سوف نفعله مجرد

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أن نجلس ونبدأ العمل

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ـ إننا نثق بك تماما ـ أجل إننا حقا نشعر بأن لديك الكثير لتقدمينه

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آسفة هل إن كم لا تمانعون بالمخدرات أليس كذلك لدي صداع نصفي

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أجل تماما

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وأنا أيضا أنني عانيت من صداع نصفي كبير في موقف السيارات لقرابة 20 دقيقة

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Je viens de finir de travailler et j'ai eu ton message

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Sérieusement On t'a dit ça

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Oui c'est incroyable Un bien

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C'est ça que je suis selon eux

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Ça veut dire quoi Que tu es une chose

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Une ordure Un tas de merde

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Peut être plus comme un marteau ou une orange mais oui

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Qu'est ce qu'ils en savent

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C'est juste un terme

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Ils ne peuvent pas te qualifier de bien et tout décider

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Foutaises Parles en à mes ancêtres

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Une minute tu es en Afrique à laver le linge dans la rivière les seins à l'air

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Dank meines Onkels weiß ich Bescheid

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Schön Es ist so wir wollen kein Risiko eingehen

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da so viel auf dem Spiel steht

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Wir dürfen nichts überstürzen

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Wir müssen uns ganz sicher sein

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Wir danken Ihnen für Ihre Zeit aber setzen uns jetzt wohl

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besser hin und fangen an

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Wir vertrauen ihnen voll

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Ja wir finden Sie sind die Richtige

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Entschuldigung

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Es stört Sie doch nicht oder

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Ich habe Migräne

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Ist klar ich auch Kein Problem

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Ich kriege in 20 Minuten auf dem Parkplatz 'ne Riesenmigräne

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賭ける余裕は無いんだ事態がひどく悪化して

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だから正しい決定をしたい

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済まなかった別を捜すよ

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よろしくお願いします

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気が合いそう期待できそうだ

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気にしないよね偏頭痛なの

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分るよ平気さ

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俺も２０分まえから頭痛だよ

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Oye Acabo de salir del trabajo y escuché tu mensaje

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Es en serio

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Ellos realmente te dijeron eso

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Sí es increíble Propiedad Dijeron que soy propiedad

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Y eso que significa Cómo que eres una cosa

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Qué como basura o un pedazo de mierda

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Bueno quiero decir tal vez más como

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un martillo o una naranja pero sí

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Qué diablos es lo que saben Es sólo una palabra

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No pueden cambiar toda tu vida sólo llamándote propiedad

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Puros cuentos Es mejor que pregunten a mis ancestros

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En un minuto estas en África lavando tu ropa en un río

Available in 6 languages

Duration

26 seconds

Views

1,334

Timestamp in Movie

00:36:28

Uploaded

Feb 15, 2026

Genres

Production

Smart Entertainment,Universal Pictures,Fuzzy Door Productions,Bluegrass Films,MRC

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Movie Summary

Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.

Actors

Ted

Seth MacFarlane

John

Samantha Jackson

Amanda Seyfried