So first, we need a historical event. Who's got an event? 9/11! Oh oh, okay. Okay, maybe...
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Comic:
So first, we need a historical event. Who's got an event?
Ted:
9/11!
Comic:
Oh oh, okay. Okay, maybe something else. Uh, let's start with a person.
John:
Robin Williams!
Comic:
Okay, alright. For real, guys, for real. Who's got a person?
Ted:
Robin Williams on 9/11!
Comic:
Alright, we've heard from these guys, uh, let's maybe give somebody else over here a chance. How about a location? Let's go with a location.
Ted:
The offices of Charlie Hebdo!
Comic:
Okay, seriously, sir, I just need a location.
John:
Ferguson, Missouri!
Ted:
Germanwings cockpit!
Comic:
Okay, I heard Starbucks!
Ted:
No, you didn't!
John:
Nobody said Starbucks.
Comic:
Alright, Starbucks! Okay now, who's in the Starbucks?
Ted:
Bill Cosby!
Comic:
You people are monsters.
John:
We're giving you the tools, buddy! Come on, make some fucking comedy!
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So first we need a historical event Who's got an event
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TED 9 11
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STUTTERS Okay maybe something else
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All right let's start with a person
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JOHN Robin Williams
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Okay all right for real guys for real Who's got a person
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TED Robin Williams on 9 11
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All right we've heard from these guys
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Let's maybe give somebody else over here a chance
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How about a location Let's go with a location
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TED The offices of Charlie Hebdo
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Okay seriously sir uh I just need a location
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JOHN Ferguson Missouri
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TED Germanwings cockpit
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Okay I heard Starbucks TED No you didn't
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JOHN Nobody said Starbucks
Clip duration: 35 seconds
Views: 423
Timestamp in movie: 01h 03m 22s
Uploaded: 19 March, 2022
Genres: comedy
Summary: Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.
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