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Well, Johnny, this is the second time you've made me real

Ted! Over here! Ted! This is quite a victoryfor you. Is there any statementthat you'd like...

Ted 2 • 2015

Well, Johnny, this is the second timeyou've made me real. Thanks, pal. Hey, you werealways real to me, buddy. Even when you weren't. Congratulations, Ted. Thanks, Sam. FEMALE REPORTER: Ted! MAN 1: Ted!MAN 2:Ted! Over here! Ted! This is quite a victoryfor you. Is there any statementthat you'd like to make now thatyou're legally a person? Yes, there is. Tami-Lynn McCafferty, will you marry me? Yes

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Well Johnny this is the second time you've made me real

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Thanks pal

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Hey you were always real to me buddy

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Even when you weren't

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Congratulations Ted

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Thanks Sam

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FEMALE REPORTER Ted

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MAN 1 Ted MAN 2 Ted Over here

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Ted

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This is quite a victory for you

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Is there any statement that you'd like to make

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now that you're legally a person

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Yes there is

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Tami Lynn McCafferty

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will you marry me

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Yes

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ALL CHEERING

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جوني هذه هي المرة الثانية التي تجعلني فيها أعود للحياة

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شكرا صديقي

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بالنسبة لي دائما كنت حقيقيا حتى حين لم تك ن

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ت هانينا تيد

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شكرا سام

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تيد

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هذا كان إنتصارا ساحقا لك

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هل هنالك أي خطاب تريد أن تدلي به بعد أن أصبحت شخصا من الناحية القانونية

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نعم هنالك

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تامي لين ماكفرتي

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هل تتزوجيني

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نعم

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Merde Johnny

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Mon Dieu John Johnny

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John Seigneur

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Ça va Johnny tu vas bien

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Merde

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John hé Mon Dieu

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Seigneur que s'est il passé

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Le vaisseau l'a frappé

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Bon Dieu c'est l'Enterprise Laisse tomber

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Appelez le 911

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Johnny John reste avec moi mon vieux

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Il nous faut une ambulance au 655 34e Rue Ouest

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Comment est il tombé

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Je n'en sais rien

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C'était lui

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Le gars habillé en tortue ninja

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Johnny jetzt hast du mir schon zum zweiten Mal das Leben geschenkt

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Danke Kumpel

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Hey für mich warst du schon immer lebendig

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Selbst als du es nicht warst

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Herzlichen Glückwunsch Ted

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Danke Sam

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Ted

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Ted Ted Hier drüben

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Ted

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Das ist wirklich ein großer Sieg für Sie

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Möchten Sie vielleicht etwas sagen nun da Sie gesetzlich eine Person sind

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Ja das möchte ich

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Tami Lynn McCafferty

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willst du meine Frau werden

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Ja

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ジョニー誕生はこれで２度目だな

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ありがとう

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君は常に現実だよ不在の時でも

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おめでとうテッド

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ありがとうサム

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テッド

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大勝利ですね

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法的に人間になって何か声明はありますか

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あります

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タミーリンマカフィティ

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結婚してくれないか

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いいわ

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Mierda Johnny

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Oh Dios mío John Johnny

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Oh Jesús Estás bien

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Johnny estás bien Mierda

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John oye Oh Dios mío

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Jesús qué ha pasado aquí El cohete lo golpeó

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Jesucristo esa es la nave estelar Enterprise

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Olvídalo Que alguien llame al 911

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Johnny John vamos Quédate conmigo amigo

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Necesitamos una ambulancia en 655 West 34th

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Cómo diablos se cayó No lo sé

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Fue él El hombre vestido como la Tortuga Ninja

Available in 6 languages

Duration

39 seconds

Views

230

Timestamp in Movie

01:46:39

Uploaded

Feb 15, 2026

Genres

Production

Smart Entertainment,Universal Pictures,Fuzzy Door Productions,Bluegrass Films,MRC

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Movie Summary

Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.