What the fuck! Holy shit, dude! What's the matter? What happened? What's going on? There's...
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Ted:
What the fuck!
John:
Holy shit, dude! What's the matter? What happened? What's going on?
Ted:
There's so much porn!
John:
What the hell are you doing, looking at my private shit?
Ted:
What are you talking about, "private shit"? Johnny, it was wide open! There are literally thousands of files here!
John:
Well, I've been meaning to clear some of that up!
Ted:
Jesus Chri-Look at the organization here! "Clockwise Rimjob"? "Counterclockwise Rimjob"?
John:
Yeah, well, sometimes, we like seeing the tongue go the other way!
Ted:
You sick bastard! Look at this! "Chicks With Dicks"!
John:
Oh my God! Oh my God, I have a disease! Allright? I need help!
Ted:
There are no chicks with dicks, Johnny! Only guys with tits!
Transcript
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SHOUTS What the fuck
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Holy shit Dude what's the matter What happened
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What's going on
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There's so much porn
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Well what the hell are you doing looking at my private shit
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What are you talking about private shit Johnny it was wide open
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There are literally thousands of files here
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Well I've been meaning to clear some of that out
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Jesus Christ Look at the organization here
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Clockwise rim job Counterclockwise rim job
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Yeah well sometimes you like seeing the tongue go the other way
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You sick bastard Look at this Chicks with dicks
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Oh my God SOBS I have a disease all right I need help
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There are no chicks with dicks Johnny Only guys with tits
Clip duration: 34 seconds
Views: 555
Timestamp in movie: 00h 16m 31s
Uploaded: 19 March, 2022
Genres: comedy
Summary: Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.
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