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What do you say there, happy face?

What do you say there,happy face? Right there. Death to Ming.Yeah! Come on. All right....

Ted 2 • 2015

What do you say there,happy face? Right there. Death to Ming.Yeah! Come on. All right. Happy guy. Right there.Death to Ming.Good, yeah. Hey, Bennett! Oh, shit! You messed up my car. What the hell is wrong with you? Look, Sam, this is a really bad time,all right? Something happened to Ted. But it was a good timefor you to vandalize my Chrysler though. Hey, fuck your Chrysler!

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What do you say there happy face

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Right there Death to Ming Yeah Come on All right

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Happy guy

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Right there Death to Ming Good yeah

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Hey Bennett

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Oh shit

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You messed up my car

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What the hell is wrong with you

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Look Sam this is a really bad time all right Something happened to Ted

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But it was a good time for you to vandalize my Chrysler though

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Hey fuck your Chrysler

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YELLS

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ماذا تقول وجه سعيد

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هكذا هذا أنا أجل

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هي ا

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هكذا أجل

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يا بينيت

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اللعنة

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لقد حطمت سيارتي ما خطبك بحق الجحيم

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سام هذا وقت غير مناسب حصل خطب ما لـ تيد

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لكنه الوقت المناسب لك لتخريب حفل تكريمي

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اللعنة على حفل تكريمك

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C'est vrai

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Si vous aviez passé moins de temps à vous faire les yeux doux

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Sam aurait gagné ma cause et je ne serais pas un bien

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Comme une ordure ou un tas de merde

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On se bat pour toi depuis le début

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Et n'oublie pas c'est toi

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qui voulais que je m'y remette

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J'ai enfin rencontré quelqu'un et ça t'emmerde

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Non tu as raison Johnny Ça va

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C'est vrai Tout va bien

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Je n'ai pas d'emploi pas de mariage et pas de vie

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Mais amuse toi à baiser Gollum pendant que je perds tout

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Ted

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Qui c'est Gollum

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Un mannequin Ted reviens

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Und das nächste glückliche Gesicht

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Ja so Tod dem Ming Ja Na los Alles klar

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Da strahlt einer

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Ja so Tod dem Ming Gut ja

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Hey Bennett

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Ach du Scheiße

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Du hast meinen Wagen demoliert

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Was zum Teufel ist dein Problem

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Jetzt ist 'ne ganz schlechte Zeit Sam Ted stieß was zu

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Aber es war ein guter Zeitpunkt um meinen Chrysler zu demolieren ja

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Hey scheiß auf deinen Chrysler

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どう言うハッピーフェース

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そこだ俺に向けてそう

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さあ来ていいぞ

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その位置だミンに死をＯＫ

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ベネット

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マズ

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俺の車を壊しやがってどういう訳だ

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サム後だテッドに問題が

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だが車を壊すには都合がいいんだな

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ポンコツクライスラーめ

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Tal vez si Uds hubieran pasado un poco

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de menos tiempo estando en la luna uno con el otro

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Sam podría haber ganado esta cosa y yo no sería una maldita cosa

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como basura o un pedazo de mierda

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Oye

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Hemos estado luchando a tu lado todo el camino

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Recuerda Tú eres el que me ha estado presionando

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para volver a subirme al caballo

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Finalmente me encuentro con alguien

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y me estás tirando mierda por ello

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Oh no Tienes razón No Johnny está perfecto

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Tienes razón está bien Está totalmente bien

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No tengo trabajo ni matrimonio y ni una vida

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Ojala te diviertas dándole a Gollum aquí

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mientras yo me quedo en la mierda

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Ted

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Quién es Gollum Ella es una modelo

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Ted vuelve Déjame solo

Available in 6 languages

Duration

31 seconds

Views

257

Timestamp in Movie

01:31:36

Uploaded

Feb 15, 2026

Genres

Production

Smart Entertainment,Universal Pictures,Fuzzy Door Productions,Bluegrass Films,MRC

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Movie Summary

Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.