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What is that?What? What are you doing?I'm getting ready, dude. What do you meanyou're...

Ted 2 • 2015

What is that?What? What are you doing?I'm getting ready, dude. What do you meanyou're getting ready? What are you doingto your hand? I'm doing this for you.I'm getting ready.I got to go in and perform. You got your hand on your dick.What are you doing? I'm tryingto get it half hard, so when I get in thereI could just bust it out. Sitting out here in public,jerking off? Where do you think you are?Red Lobster?What are you doing? What do you thinkI got to do in there? Forget it.Now, look, you haven't smoked pot for twowhole days, right? Yes, I told you, I'm clean, all right?Your baby's gonna be fine. I'm sorry,I just don't want something I got to feed witha pitchfork when he's 16. "John Bennett." Hi. Right this way. I'll show you where todeposit your specimen. Hey, Johnny. Johnny

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What is that What

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What are you doing I'm getting ready dude

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What do you mean you're getting ready

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What are you doing to your hand

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I'm doing this for you I'm getting ready I got to go in and perform

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You got your hand on your dick What are you doing

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I'm trying to get it half hard

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so when I get in there I could just bust it out

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Sitting out here in public jerking off

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Where do you think you are Red Lobster What are you doing

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What do you think I got to do in there

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Forget it Now look you haven't

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smoked pot for two whole days right

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Yes I told you I'm clean all right Your baby's gonna be fine

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I'm sorry I just don't want something

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I got to feed with a pitchfork when he's 16

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John Bennett

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Hi

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Right this way I'll show you where to deposit your specimen

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Hey Johnny Johnny

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ما هذا ما الذي تفعله

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ـ أنني أستعد يا رفيقي ـ ماذا تعني إن ك تستعد

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ـ ماذا تفعل بيديك ـ أنني أفعل هذا لأجلك أنني أستعد

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ـ ماذا تفعل بوضع يدك على قضيبك ـ أنني أحاول أن أجعله ينتصب قليلا

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ـ لذا عندما أدخل هناك أتمكن من القذف ـ تجلس هنا في مكان عام وتستمني

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ماذا تظن نفسك ريد لوبستر ما الذي تفعله

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ـ ماذا تظن أنني سأفعل هناك ـ أنسى الأمر

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إن ك لم تدخن المخدرات ليومين صحيح

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أجل لقد أخبرتك أنني نظيف إتفقنا طفلك سيكون بخير

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حسنا أنا آسف أنني فقط لا أريد أتسكع مع ابن وغد عندما يبلغ سن 16

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ـ جون بينيت ـ مرحبا

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من هنا سأريك أين تضع عيناتك

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مهلا جوني

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Enlève l'imperméable C'est trop bruyant

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Ta gueule Je ne veux pas de sperme sur moi

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Deux trophées du joueur le plus utile quatre bagues du Super Bowl

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entrée garantie au Temple de la renommée

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Maintenant branlons le dans ce verre rouge

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D'accord Vas y

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Comment ça vas y Toi fais le

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Quoi C'est toi qui as besoin de sperme

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Ça prend une main humaine

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Peau contre peau Sinon ça ne marche pas

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Ça prend juste de la friction

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Je n'ai jamais fait ça Moi non plus

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Was soll das Was

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Was tust du da Ich mache mich bereit

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Was meinst du damit Was machst du mit deiner Hand

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Ich tue das für dich Ich muss gleich Leistung bringen

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Du hast die Hand am Schwanz Was soll das

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Er soll halb steif sein damit ich drinnen gleich loslegen kann

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Holst dir hier vor allen einen runter

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Was denkst du wo du bist Was soll das

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Was werd ich da drin wohl tun

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Vergiss es du hast seit zwei Tagen kein Gras mehr geraucht oder

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Ja ich sagte dir schon ich bin clean Das Baby wird top

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Tut mir leid ich will nur nichts was ich mit 'ner Mistgabel füttern muss wenn's 16 ist

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John Bennett

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Hallo

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Hier entlang Ich zeige Ihnen wo Sie Ihre Probe ablegen

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Hey Johnny Johnny

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オイ何してる

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準備中だ準備中って

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どこ触ってんだ

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もう少しでＯＫだ

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自分のチンコ触って何してる

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頃合を調整して

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ブースで即発射だ

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公衆の面前でコキコキか

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俺から離れろ変態

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何しに来たんだ忘れろ

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まる２日ハッパは吸ってないな

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綺麗なもんさ赤ん坊も大丈夫

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スマンねお前みたいな子供はこまるからな

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ジョンベネットさん

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こちらへ容器を説明します

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おいジョニー

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Sácate el maldito impermeable Está haciendo demasiado ruido

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Vete a la mierda No quiero nada de esperma sobre mí

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Dos MVP de la Liga cuatro anillos de Super Bowl

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garantizado como el primer votado del Salón de la Fama

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Ahora vamos a darle una masturbada en esta copa Solo roja

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Muy bien Adelante

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Qué quieres decir con adelante Hazlo tú

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De qué estás hablando Tú eres el que necesita el esperma

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Pero tiene que ser una mano humana Tiene que

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ser piel con piel de lo contrario no funciona

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No no es así Es sólo la fricción

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Nunca he hecho esto antes Yo tampoco

Available in 6 languages

Duration

38 seconds

Views

70

Timestamp in Movie

00:23:38

Uploaded

Feb 15, 2026

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Production

Smart Entertainment,Universal Pictures,Fuzzy Door Productions,Bluegrass Films,MRC

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Movie Summary

Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.