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Ted 2

What the fuck? Well, Sam, it's been 20 minutes.You wanna take over?

Ted 2 • 2015
What the fuck? Well, Sam, it's been 20 minutes.You wanna take over?

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What the fuck
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Well Sam it's been 20 minutes You wanna take over
Available in 6 languages
Duration
6 seconds
Views
441
Timestamp in Movie
01:09:44
Uploaded
Feb 15, 2026
Genres
comedy
Production
Smart Entertainment,Universal Pictures,Fuzzy Door Productions,Bluegrass Films,MRC

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Movie Summary

Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.
Hey, listen, Sam, I'm real sorry. - Ted 2 00:28
Hey, listen, Sam, I'm real sorry.
That barn just came out of nowhere - Ted 2 00:04
That barn just came out of nowhere
What the hellSNIFFSHoly shit Hey TedYou know what this is It's Super Lemon HazeIt's a really rare strainIt's a cross between Lemon Skunk and Super Silver HazeIt's totally potentI've only had it once in my lifeand it was one of the best highs I ever - Ted 2 01:23
What the hellSNIFFSHoly shit Hey TedYou know what this is...
Holy shit! - Ted 2 00:22
Holy shit!
Dear God! - Ted 2 00:18
Dear God!
They're moving in herds. - Ted 2 00:07
They're moving in herds.
Please tell me that's not the only bong you brought on this trip. - Ted 2 00:58
Please tell me that's not the only bong you brought on...
You got it. - Ted 2 00:16
You got it.
So listen I got to askWas it just kissing last night Or was there finger stuff - Ted 2 00:07
So listen I got to askWas it just kissing last night Or was...
Man, we got a lot of pot in this car. - Ted 2 00:10
Man, we got a lot of pot in this car.
Oh, what the fuck? - Ted 2 00:18
Oh, what the fuck?
MEN: Whoa! - Ted 2 00:37
MEN: Whoa!
This Patrick Meighan's got a classy setup, huh? - Ted 2 00:17
This Patrick Meighan's got a classy setup, huh?
This Patrick Meighan's got a classy setup, huh? - Ted 2 00:06
This Patrick Meighan's got a classy setup, huh?
And there is our first impression. - Ted 2 00:09
And there is our first impression.
I think I want to sleep on a bed made of your voice - Ted 2 00:05
I think I want to sleep on a bed made of your voice
Are those Tootsie Rolls just, like, to take? - Ted 2 00:09
Are those Tootsie Rolls just, like, to take?
So that's it. - Ted 2 00:24
So that's it.
Oh. Oh, that... That's great! That's fucking great! I'm glad you guys are so happy! What? What do yo - Ted 2 00:53
Oh. Oh, that... That's great! That's fucking...
MAN: Whoa. - Ted 2 00:05
MAN: Whoa.