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What the fuck? Holy shit! Dude, what's the matter?What happened? What's going on? There's so much porn! Well, what the hell are you doinglooking at my private shit? What are you talking about, "private shit"?Johnny, it was wide open! There are literallythousands of files here! Well, I've been meaningto clear some of that out. Jesus Christ. Look atthe organization here! Clockwise rim job.Counterclockwise rim job! Yeah, well, sometimes you like seeingthe tongue go the other way! You sick bastard!Look at this! Chicks with dicks? Oh, my God! I have a disease, all right?I need help! There are no chicks with dicks, Johnny!Only guys with tits! Oh, this is such a relief! I'm so glad I'm finally caught.I wanted to be caught! Johnny, now you listen to me.This is a wake-up call, all right? You got to get back out thereand meet somebody because you are spiralingout of control here. All right, fine, I will.Just stop looking at that shit, please! Johnny, I mean it. All right? The next chick you meet,you are getting back in the game. Fine, I got it. Done. All right.Now, let's get rid of this. What do you mean?We'll just delete the files! No, no, no. That shit canalways be recovered. We got to smash yourlaptop with a hammer
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SHOUTS What the fuck
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Holy shit Dude what's the matter What happened
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What's going on
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There's so much porn
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Well what the hell are you doing looking at my private shit
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What are you talking about private shit Johnny it was wide open
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There are literally thousands of files here
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Well I've been meaning to clear some of that out
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Jesus Christ Look at the organization here
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Clockwise rim job Counterclockwise rim job
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Yeah well sometimes you like seeing the tongue go the other way
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You sick bastard Look at this Chicks with dicks
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Oh my God SOBS I have a disease all right I need help
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There are no chicks with dicks Johnny Only guys with tits
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Oh this is such a relief
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I'm so glad I'm finally caught I wanted to be caught
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Johnny now you listen to me This is a wake up call all right
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You got to get back out there and meet somebody
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because you are spiraling out of control here
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All right fine I will Just stop looking at that shit please
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Johnny I mean it All right
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The next chick you meet you are getting back in the game
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Fine I got it Done
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All right Now let's get rid of this
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What do you mean We'll just delete the files
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No no no That shit can always be recovered
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We got to smash your laptop with a hammer
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Movie Summary
Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.
