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What the fuck?

What the fuck?What the fuck's going on here? Who the hell are you? He really...

Ted 2 • 2015

What the fuck?What the fuck's going on here? Who the hell are you? He really isextraordinary, isn't he? You son of a bitch!This is kidnapping! No, it's not. Kidnapping only applies to people.And you, Ted, you're property. Yeah, so isthat fucking hairpiece

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GRUNTS

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What the fuck What the fuck's going on here

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Who the hell are you

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He really is extraordinary isn't he

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You son of a bitch This is kidnapping

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No it's not

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Kidnapping only applies to people And you Ted you're property

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Yeah so is that fucking hairpiece

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اللعنة ما هذا

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ما الذي يجري هنا ومن أنت بحق الجحيم

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حقا إنه غير طبيعي أليس كذلك

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أيها الوغد هذا إختطاف كلا إنه ليس كذلك

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الخطف ينطبق على الناس فقط أما أنت تيد ممتلكات شخصية

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نعم وهذا يعني أنك شعر سخيف

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Malgré toutes ces conneries

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tu es ce qui m'est arrivé de mieux depuis longtemps

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C'est super Content que vous soyez heureux

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Quoi

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Comment ça quoi Je suis foutu

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Et toi tu es là à vouloir baiser mon avocate

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qui nous facture probablement encore

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Was zum Teufel Was soll die Scheiße hier

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Wer sind Sie

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Er ist wirklich außergewöhnlich nicht wahr

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Du elender Mistkerl Das ist Kidnapping

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Nein ist es nicht

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Kidnappen kann man nur Menschen Und du Ted bist eine Sache

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Ja genau wie deine beschissene Perücke

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おい何だ

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どうする気だ

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誰だ

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彼はホント異常だろ

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きさまらこれは誘拐だぞ

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そうじゃない

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誘拐とは人間のみだ

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だがテッド君はモノだ

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お前のカツラと同じだ

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aún eres lo mejor que me ha pasado en mucho tiempo

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Oh Oh eso es genial Eso es malditamente genial

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Me alegro de que Uds estén tan felices

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Qué Qué quieres decir con qué

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Estoy totalmente jodido aquí y tu estas

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sentado allí básicamente tirándote a mi abogada

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y ella probablemente todavía nos cobrará carajo

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No nos grites amigo No hicimos nada

Available in 6 languages

Duration

22 seconds

Views

271

Timestamp in Movie

01:31:12

Uploaded

Feb 15, 2026

Genres

Production

Smart Entertainment,Universal Pictures,Fuzzy Door Productions,Bluegrass Films,MRC

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Movie Summary

Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.