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You fucking believe that?

You fucking believe that? No. This is insane. I mean, Tami's the woman I love. You know, I...

Ted 2 • 2015

You fucking believe that? No. This is insane. I mean, Tami's the woman I love. You know, I never would evenhave tried to adopt a dog if I had known it was gonnacause me this kind of shit storm. This whole thing iscomplete bullshit. I mean, if you ask me,we got to fight it. What do you mean?I mean, we get a lawyer. Oh, my God. Can we do that? Hell yeah!You know what we do? We'll get a lawyerand we'll sue the fucking governmentfor your civil rights! Johnny, that's a great idea! Hey, hey! Maybe we get one of themHarrison Ford lawyers who gets shot in the head,then turns all retarded and nice and goes, "What we're doing is wrong." Yes. You know what, we get out thereand we stick it to them good. We take that shit all the way upto Judge Judy if we have to. Yeah. But we don't know any lawyers.All our friends make sandwiches. Oh, we just google"Boston lawyers." Ah. Jesus. Look atthat black cock

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You fucking believe that

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No This is insane

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I mean Tami's the woman I love

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You know I never would even have tried to adopt a dog

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if I had known it was gonna cause me this kind of shit storm

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This whole thing is complete bullshit

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I mean if you ask me we got to fight it

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What do you mean I mean we get a lawyer

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Oh my God Can we do that

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Hell yeah You know what we do

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We'll get a lawyer and we'll sue

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the fucking government for your civil rights

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Johnny that's a great idea

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Hey hey Maybe we get one of them Harrison Ford lawyers

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who gets shot in the head then turns all retarded and nice and goes

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What we're doing is wrong

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Yes You know what we get out there and we stick it to them good

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We take that shit all the way up to Judge Judy if we have to

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Yeah

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But we don't know any lawyers All our friends make sandwiches

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Oh we just google Boston lawyers Ah

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Jesus Look at that black cock

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ـ هل تصدق هذا ـ كلا هذا جنون

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تامي هي الامرأة التي أحبها

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أنني حتى لم أكن أحاول أن أتبني كلبا لو كنت أعرف أن هذا سوف يسبب

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ـ لي هذا نوع من القذارة ـ هذا شيء كله هراء تماما

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إذا سألتني علينا أن نحارب هذا

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ـ ماذا تعني ـ أعني علينا أن نوكل محاميا

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ـ يا إلهي هل يمكننا فعل هذا ـ بالتأكيد

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هل تعرف ماذا نفعل نوكل محاميا ونرفع دعوى ضد الحكومة من أجل حقوقك المدنية

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جوني هذه فكرة رائعة

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ربما يمكننا أن نوكل أحد محامين هاريسون فورد

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الذي يتلقى رصاصة بالرأس ويستدير ويقول ما نفعله هو خاطئ

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أجل علينا الذهاب إلى هناك ونوكل واحد جي د وحتى نصل قضيتنا إلى القاضية جودي إذا تتطلب الأمر

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أجل لكننا لا نعرف أي محامي جميع أصدقائنا يصنعون الشطائر

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ـ سوف نبحث عن محامين بوسطن بالانترنت ـ أجل

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يا إلهي أنظر إلى هذا القضيب الاسود

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Je parie que ça arrive souvent

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Vous voyez souvent ça non

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Non c'est la première fois

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Quand j'ai vu ça j'ai vomi J'ai failli changer de métier

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Bref l'insémination est impossible

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Je ne comprends pas Ça n'a aucun sens

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Ça va ma chérie Partons

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Qu'est ce que ça veut dire Teddy On n'aura pas de bébé

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Je n'en sais rien On va s'arranger

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Tout va s'arranger

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J'en doute

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ADOPTION Espoir et amour Où votre rêve de famille devient réalité

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Teddy j'ai un bon pressentiment

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Je sais moi aussi

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L'adoption c'est super pas vrai

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Oui Steve Jobs a été adopté

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Oui Et aussi un million d'enfants qui n'ont rien fait

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Ist das zu fassen

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Nein Das ist völlig verrückt

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Tami ist doch die Frau die ich liebe

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Ich hätt' nicht mal 'nen Hund adoptieren wollen

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hätte ich all diese Scheiße vorausgesehen

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Die ganze Sache ist völliger Blödsinn

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Wenn du mich fragst müssen wir uns wehren

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Wie meinst du das Wir nehmen uns 'nen Anwalt

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Mein Gott Können wir das denn

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Na und ob Weißt du was wir tun

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Wir nehmen uns einen Anwalt und klagen deine Grundrechte ein

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Johnny das ist eine tolle Idee

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Vielleicht kriegen wir 'nen Harrison Ford Anwalt

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der angeschossen wird debil und nett wird und sagt

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Was wir tun ist unrecht

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Ja Wir ziehen los und machen die richtig fertig

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Wenn's sein muss gehen wir damit in 'ne Gerichtsshow

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Ja

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Nur kennen wir keine Anwälte Unsere Freunde machen Sandwiches

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Wir googeln einfach Anwälte in Boston

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Himmel Sieh dir mal diesen schwarzen Schwanz an

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信じられるか馬鹿げてる

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タミーを愛してるんだ

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こんな事になると知ってたら

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犬の養子も取らなかったのに

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全てが茶番だ

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望むなら一緒に闘うぞ

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どうする弁護士だ

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できるかな任せろ

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弁護士を雇って政府と市民権訴訟だ

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ジョニー冴えてるぞ

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ハリソンフォードの弁護士だ

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頭を撃たれて改心して引退し過去の誤りを認めるヤツ

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よし出かけよう必要ならジャッジジュディに訴えてやる

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でも心当たりが無いぞサンド屋くらいだ

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ボストン弁護士で検索

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出たクロのチンコだ

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Es probable que vea este tipo de cosas todo el tiempo verdad

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No ni una sola vez Nunca

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Cuando vi esto vomité Casi abandoné la Medicina

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Lo importante aquí es que la inseminación no es posible

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No lo entiendo de acuerdo Nada de esto tiene sentido

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Está bien Está bien cariño Vamos Vámonos

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Pero qué significa esto Teddy

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Significa que no podemos tener un bebé

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No lo sé Pero va a estar bien Todo va a estar bien

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Realmente no lo estará

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ADOPCIÓN HOPE AND HEART

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Donde sus sueños familiares se vuelven realidad

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Teddy tengo un buen presentimiento sobre esto

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Lo sé Yo también

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Quiero decir la adopción es genial Cierto

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Oh sí Quiero decir Steve Jobs era adoptado

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Sí Sí Y también un millón de niños que no hicieron nada

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Duration

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Timestamp in Movie

00:33:32

Uploaded

Feb 15, 2026

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Production

Smart Entertainment,Universal Pictures,Fuzzy Door Productions,Bluegrass Films,MRC

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Movie Summary

Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.