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Frank:
[Unrated version only]
You had sexual intercourse on a pile of raw hamburger meat that we're supposed to sell to the public for their Fourth of July barbecues. Ted:
I fucked her with a pack of Freedent. Then I put it back on the shelf and a senior citizen bought it. Frank:
That took guts. We need guts. I'm naming the store after you
[Unrated version only]
You had sexual intercourse on a pile of raw hamburger meat that we're supposed to sell to the public for their Fourth of July barbecues. Ted:
I fucked her with a pack of Freedent. Then I put it back on the shelf and a senior citizen bought it. Frank:
That took guts. We need guts. I'm naming the store after you
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You get a nose job No
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Yes you did you fucking liar
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Hey we just ran into your buddy Ted
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Ted Where is he
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He got a little wasted so these two dudes took him out back to sober up
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Did you see which way they went
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Yeah yeah Back hallway past the photo booth
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Come on
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Thirsty Urkel
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I fucking love this place
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GRUNTS
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What the fuck What the fuck's going on here
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Who the hell are you
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Movie Summary
Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.
