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You know, I really love that Neil Diamond

Hey! What are you doingto that bear? I'm sorry. I, uh... You better be planningon buying...

Ted 2 • 2015

You know, I really lovethat Neil Diamond. Especially that song they singat the Red Sox games. It's just so infectious. You just can'thelp but sing along. Hands touching hands Reaching out Touching me, touching you Sweet Caroline Bah, bah, bah! Fuck! Crazy son of a bitch! MAN: Hey! What are you doingto that bear? I'm sorry. I, uh... You better be planningon buying that! He just reminds meof when I was a kid. Yeah, that's great. $40. Okay. I have $40, here

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You know

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I really love that Neil Diamond

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Especially that song they sing at the Red Sox games

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It's just so infectious

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You just can't help but sing along

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SINGING Hands touching hands

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Reaching out

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Touching me touching you

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Sweet Caroline

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Bah bah bah

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Fuck

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Crazy son of a bitch

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TED GRUNTING

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MAN Hey

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What are you doing to that bear

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I'm sorry I uh

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You better be planning on buying that

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He just reminds me of when I was a kid

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Yeah that's great

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40

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Okay

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I have 40 here

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هل تعلم

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أنا حقا أحب المطرب دانييل دايمون

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وبالتحديد أغنيته التي يقول فيها

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لعبة الجورب الحمراء

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لديها تأثير م عدي

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لا ي مكنك منع نفسك من الغناء معها

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عندما

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أداعبك

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لأصل إليك

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تلامسني

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وألم سك

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اللعنة

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أنت ماذا تفعل بذلك الدب

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آسف أنا من الأفضل أنك كنت تلعب لشراءه

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إنه فقط ذكرني بأيام الطفولة

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نعم رائع ثمنه 40 دولارا

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تفضل هذه 40 دولارا

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Tant pis pour la première impression

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Mme Jackson M Meighan va vous recevoir

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D'accord Merci

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Mme Jackson Entrez

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M Meighan c'est un honneur

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Merci de nous recevoir

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Tout le plaisir est pour moi Asseyez vous

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Votre bureau est foutrement génial

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Oui totalement Dites

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Invitez vous des filles ici

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D'après vous

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Je veux dormir sur un lit fait de votre voix

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Allons droit au but

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Je ne veux pas vous faire perdre votre temps

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Ted j'ai étudié votre dossier

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Je suis sympathique à votre cause mais je ne vous représenterai pas

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Quoi Pourquoi

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Pourquoi pas

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Ça se résume à une chose

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Vous voulez être humain aux yeux de la loi

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C'est dur à argumenter même pour moi

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Weißt du

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ich stehe total auf Neil Diamond

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Vor allem auf diesen einen Song den sie immer singen wenn die Red Sox spielen

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Der ist so was von ansteckend

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Man muss einfach mitsingen

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Hände die sich berühren

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Sie kommen näher

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Berühren mich berühren dich

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Sweet Caroline

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Verdammt

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Mieses Dreckschwein

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Hey

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Was machen Sie mit dem Bären

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Es tut mir leid

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Ich hoffe Sie haben vor ihn zu kaufen

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Er erinnert mich einfach so an meine Kindheit

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Ja wie schön

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3540

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Ok

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S40 hab ich hier

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わかるな

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俺はニールダイアモンドが大好きで

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特にレッドソックスの試合の時に歌うやつ

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ホント伝染っちゃうな

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歌わずにいれないよな

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Sweet Caroline

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見っけ

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オイそれをどうする気だ

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スマンね買った方がいいぞ

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子供時分を思い出してね

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そうかい４０ドルだ

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ほら４０ドル

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Y ahí va nuestra primera impresión

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Srta Jackson El Sr Meighan los verá ahora

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Oh Bueno Gracias

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Ah Srta Jackson Pasen

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Sr Meighan este es un gran honor

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Muchas gracias por reunirse con nosotros

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De ningún modo De nada Por favor siéntense

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Esta oficina es jodidamente increíble Sí totalmente

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Oiga oiga Alguna vez trajo chicas aquí arriba

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Qué te parece

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Creo que quiero dormir en una cama hecha de su voz

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Iré directo al grano

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No quiero hacerles perder demasiado de su tiempo

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Ted he estado revisando tu archivo

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Y si simpatizo con tu causa

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pero lamento decir que no tomaré tu caso

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Qué Por qué

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Por qué no

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Todo se reduce a esto

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Quieres ser humano a los ojos de la ley

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Eso es difícil de vender incluso para mí

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Mira lo importante de ser humanos

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Duration

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Timestamp in Movie

01:27:53

Uploaded

Feb 15, 2026

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Smart Entertainment,Universal Pictures,Fuzzy Door Productions,Bluegrass Films,MRC

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Movie Summary

Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.