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You piece of shitKilling him at Fenway Park wasn't enough for you huhWhat do you wanna do nowYou don't deserve him John You never did You never didI've been wanting to do this for a long timeTED A ha

Aha! I fucking knew it!

Ted 2 • 2015

John:
You piece of shit. Killing him at Fenway Park wasn't enough for you, huh? Huh, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO NOW?Donny:You don't deserve him, John. You never did. YOU NEVER DID!John:I've been wanting to do this for a long time.Ted:Aha! I fucking knew it!

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You piece of shit

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Killing him at Fenway Park wasn't enough for you huh

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What do you wanna do now

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You don't deserve him John You never did You never did

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I've been wanting to do this for a long time

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TED A ha I fucking knew it

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أي ها الحقير

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قتلك كلب عائلتي لم يكن كافيا أليس كذلك

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وماذا ستفعل الآن

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أنت لا تستحقه جون ولم تك ن قط

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لم تك ن تستحقه قط تمنيت أن أفعل هذا منذ مد ة طويلة

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كنت أعرف ذلك

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Écoute Quand l'émission a pris fin

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je n'avais que du travail pourri

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Je jouais des déneigeuses des tracteurs

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et même une tondeuse à gazon

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Ça allait vraiment mal pour moi quand cet homme assis à côté de moi

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m'a fait un chèque

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Allons l'ami Allons

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Du Dreckstück

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Ihn einmal zu töten reicht dir wohl nicht was

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Was willst du noch

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Du hast ihn nicht verdient John Das hattest du nie

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Das wollte ich schon lange tun

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Wusst' ich's doch

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家族を殺してまだ不足か

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今度は何だ

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お前はテッドに相応しくない

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決して

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待ってたぞ長いこと

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思い知れ

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出よう

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Después de que terminó el programa

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no tuve nada más que trabajo de mierda

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Muy bien He interpretado quitanieves tractores

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Incluso fui casteado como una cortadora de césped

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Ese fue un punto bajo en serio para mí

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Y este hombre que esta sentado a mi lado

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en este mismo punto bajo en mi vida me escribió un cheque

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Oh vamos amigo vamos

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No no quiero que todos escuchen esto

Available in 6 languages

Duration

17 seconds

Views

1,053

Timestamp in Movie

01:34:36

Uploaded

Feb 15, 2026

Genres

Production

Smart Entertainment,Universal Pictures,Fuzzy Door Productions,Bluegrass Films,MRC

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Movie Summary

Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.

Actors

John

Donny

Giovanni Ribisi

Ted

Seth MacFarlane

Samantha

Amanda Seyfried