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You two still not talking?

You two still not talking? No. Honest to God,Joy, I don't know how to fix this. I mean,...

Ted 2 • 2015

You two still not talking? No. Honest to God,Joy, I don't know how to fix this. I mean, how the helldo you take a broken marriageand make it work again? Well, I'll tell you one way.You have yourselves a baby. A baby? Uh-huh. Look at that. You see them twowhite niggas over there? Yeah. What? Look at them.They're so happy. Because they got that little babykeeping them together. If they didn't have that baby, they'd just be twosad-ass white niggas waiting forDowntown Abbey to come on. Why, you said it twice.Is that an actual phrase? I'm telling you, Ted, y'all better have a babyor your marriage is over. Trust

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SIGHS

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You two still not talking

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No

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Honest to God Joy I don't know how to fix this

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I mean how the hell do you take

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a broken marriage and make it work again

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Well I'll tell you one way You have yourselves a baby

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A baby

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Uh huh Look at that

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You see them two white niggas over there

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INDISTINCT Yeah What

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Look at them They're so happy

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Because they got that little baby keeping them together

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If they didn't have that baby

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they'd just be two sad ass white niggas

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waiting for Downtown Abbey to come on

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Why you said it twice Is that an actual phrase

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I'm telling you Ted

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y'all better have a baby or your marriage is over Trust

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ـ هل ما زلتما لا تتحدثان مع بعضكما ـ كلا

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بصراحة لا أعرف كيف أصلح هذا

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أعني كيف تصلحين مشاكل الزواج وتجعلينه ينجح مجددا

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حسنا سأخبرك طريقة واحدة عليك أن تنجب طفلا

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ـ طفل ـ أنظر إلى هذا

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ـ هل ترى الزوجين البيض هناك ـ أجل ماذا

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أنظر إليهما إنهما سعيدان للغاية

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لأنهما أنجبا طفلا صغيرا الذي يبقيهما معا

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إذا لم يكن لديهما ذلك الطفل لكانا زوجين بيض حزينين

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ـ منتظرين داونتون آبي أن يأتي لمنزلهما ـ لماذا لقد قلت هذا مرتين

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هل هذه عبارة فعلية أم ـ أنني أخبرك وحسب يا تيد ستكون بأفضل حال

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إذا أنجبت طفلا أو زواجك ينتهي ثق بي

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Désolé Allison J'ai essayé

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Ça va Si seulement il n'était pas foutrement mignon

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Me donnerais tu un Jack Daniel's avec une larme de Grey Goose

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Je ne peux pas on ferme

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Allons Je viens ici depuis les années 90

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Désolée l'ami Je ne peux pas

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Juste un verre et je ne dirai à personne

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que Jay Leno vient ici baiser des gars aux toilettes

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Qu'est ce que vous faites Lâchez moi

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Désolé j'ai fait erreur

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MARCHÉ BAY COLONY

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Tenez Merci revenez nous voir

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Ihr redet noch immer nicht miteinander

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Nein

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Ich weiß nicht wie ich das richten soll Joy

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Ich meine wie kann man eine kaputte Ehe wieder kitten

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Na eine Möglichkeit wäre ihr macht ein Baby

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Ein Baby

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Sieh dir die an Siehst du die beiden weißen Nigger da drüben

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Ja Und

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Sieh doch wie glücklich sie sind

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Dieses kleine Baby hält sie nämlich zusammen

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Ohne dieses Baby

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wären sie zwei arme weiße Nigger die auf die nächste Folge Downtown Abbey warten

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Du sagst es schon zum zweiten Mal Heißt das wirklich so

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Ich sage dir Ted

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entweder ihr macht ein Baby oder eure Ehe ist im Arsch Glaub's mir

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まだ会話無しうん

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正直どうしたら良いのか

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壊れた結婚はどうすりゃ直せる

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ひとつは子供でもつくることね

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赤ん坊ほら見て

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あそこの白系クロ見える

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ウンで

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幸せそうだろ

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赤ん坊が二人をつないでるのさ

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あの子がいなきゃ帰ってダウントンアビーでも観てる

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悲しい白クロさ２回も言うか

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只の言い回しか要するに

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子供を持たなきゃお終いだよ

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ホント

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Disculpa Allison Lo intenté

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Está bien

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Sólo desearía que no fuera tan malditamente lindo

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Sí Oye puedo tener un Jack Daniels

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con sólo un toque de Grey Goose

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Ojalá pudiera ayudarte pero estamos cerrando

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Oh vamos He estado viniendo aquí desde los años '90

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Lo siento amigo Ya no se puede

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Vamos Una bebida y te prometo que no le diré a nadie

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que Jay Leno viene aquí por el sexo gay en el baño

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Oye qué carajos estás haciendo

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Aléjate de mí Disculpa Mi error

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Aquí esta

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Muchas gracias Vuelva de nuevo

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Duration

40 seconds

Views

48

Timestamp in Movie

00:12:51

Uploaded

Feb 15, 2026

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Production

Smart Entertainment,Universal Pictures,Fuzzy Door Productions,Bluegrass Films,MRC

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Movie Summary

Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.