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Your Honor, I'd like to call Ted Clubber Lang to the stand

Your Honor, I'd like to callTed Clubber Lang to the stand. Yes! My turn, assholes!

Ted 2 • 2015

Your Honor, I'd like to callTed Clubber Lang to the stand. Yes! My turn, assholes!

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Your Honor I'd like to call Ted Clubber Lang to the stand

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Yes

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My turn assholes

Available in 6 languages

Duration

8 seconds

Views

671

Timestamp in Movie

00:54:32

Uploaded

Feb 15, 2026

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Production

Smart Entertainment,Universal Pictures,Fuzzy Door Productions,Bluegrass Films,MRC

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Movie Summary

Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.