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Samantha Jackson:
[Alternate scene]
Can either of you tell me what happened in World War I? John:
Yeah. I mean, the whole world was fighting. Ted:
It's a lot of anger. A lot of anger. Samantha Jackson:
Any specifics? John:
A lot of people died. Ted:
Too many, if you ask me. Samantha Jackson:
Where did it take place? John:
All over the world. Ted:
Thus, World War I. John:
And that was the first one. Ted:
Of many. Samantha Jackson:
You guys need to get fucking educated!
[Alternate scene]
Can either of you tell me what happened in World War I? John:
Yeah. I mean, the whole world was fighting. Ted:
It's a lot of anger. A lot of anger. Samantha Jackson:
Any specifics? John:
A lot of people died. Ted:
Too many, if you ask me. Samantha Jackson:
Where did it take place? John:
All over the world. Ted:
Thus, World War I. John:
And that was the first one. Ted:
Of many. Samantha Jackson:
You guys need to get fucking educated!
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you're still the best thing that's happened to me in a long time
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Oh Oh that
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That's great That's fucking great
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Movie Summary
Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.
