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Tami-Lynn:
[Unrated version]
Teddy, I got a really good feeling about this. Ted:
I know. Me too. I mean, adoption's great. Right? Tami-Lynn:
Oh, yeah. I mean, Steve Jobs was adopted. Ted:
Yeah! Yeah. And also a million kids who did nothin'. Tami-Lynn:
You know, Teddy, this has been nice, you and me doing this together. It's like we have a common goal or somethin'. Right? Ted:
I love hearing you say that, 'cause I feel exactly the same way. Tami-Lynn:
And we ain't fought in, like, a week. Ted:
I know! We haven't! Hey, you know what, if the baby works out, we should get a dog. Tami-Lynn:
Oh, my God. A German shepherd. Ted:
A German shepherd and a baby, together. Tami-Lynn:
It's, like, the perfect family. Ted:
And a gun to protect us all! Tami-Lynn:
Yes! Okay, as soon as we get the baby, we get the gun. Ted:
I love our gun-dog-baby family!
[Unrated version]
Teddy, I got a really good feeling about this. Ted:
I know. Me too. I mean, adoption's great. Right? Tami-Lynn:
Oh, yeah. I mean, Steve Jobs was adopted. Ted:
Yeah! Yeah. And also a million kids who did nothin'. Tami-Lynn:
You know, Teddy, this has been nice, you and me doing this together. It's like we have a common goal or somethin'. Right? Ted:
I love hearing you say that, 'cause I feel exactly the same way. Tami-Lynn:
And we ain't fought in, like, a week. Ted:
I know! We haven't! Hey, you know what, if the baby works out, we should get a dog. Tami-Lynn:
Oh, my God. A German shepherd. Ted:
A German shepherd and a baby, together. Tami-Lynn:
It's, like, the perfect family. Ted:
And a gun to protect us all! Tami-Lynn:
Yes! Okay, as soon as we get the baby, we get the gun. Ted:
I love our gun-dog-baby family!
Full Transcript
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You're telling me you don't want this
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Yeah I want it You know I want it but I'm nervous
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What if he doesn't like the way I'm doing it He deserves the best
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Pull yourself together for God's sakes
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He's gonna love it Go go go
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All right
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GASPS
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Sweet God and baby Jesus
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BREATHES SHAKILY
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Movie Summary
Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.
