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John: Plus! A hooker took a shit in our apartment! [Flashback to earlier] Lori: OH GOD! John: WHAT? Lori: This is so gross! John: Did you get it yet? Lori: NO! I didn't get it yet! John: Tell me when
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Plus! A hooker took a shit in our apartment! OH GOD! WHAT?...

Ted 2012
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John:
Plus! A hooker took a shit in our apartment!
[Flashback to earlier]

Lori:
OH GOD!
John:
WHAT?
Lori:
This is so gross!
John:
Did you get it yet?
Lori:
NO! I didn't get it yet!
John:
Tell me when you get it!
Lori:
OH MY GOD! I got some of it on my thumb!
John:
NO! You will never be able to cook with that thumb again!
Lori:
OH MY GOD! This is the most disgusting thing ever!
John:
NO! Get it away from me!

Transcript:
Lori and I may just need
a little space right now.
Plus, a hooker took a
shit in our apartment.
Oh, God!
Ah, what?
Oh, this is so gross!
Don't tell me! I don't want to hear about it!
Did you get it?
No, I didn't get it!
Tell me when you get it!
Oh, my God,
I got some on my thumb!
No! You can never cook
with that hand again!
Oh, my God! You have to
learn to cook left-handed.
This is the most
disgusting thing ever!
Don't!
Get it away from me!
Look, that was a tough
night for all of us.
Ted, you mean everything
to me, and so does Lori.
I'm just trying to find a way
to keep you both in my life.
She's making you
do it, isn't she?
Yes.
But that doesn't mean we can't hang out.
We'll hang out all the time.
Yeah, but what about "thunder
buddies for life," Johnny?
I know. I just don't
know what to do, here.
I know it sucks, but otherwise
I'm going to lose her.
And I do love her, Ted.
I know you do, Johnny.
I'll help you get on your
feet out there, I promise.
I know. And we'll hang
out all the time, right?

Clip duration: 59 seconds
Views: 58
Timestamp in movie: 00:00:00
Uploaded: 28 January, 2021
Genres: comedy
Summary: John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear, Ted or his girlfriend, Lori.


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