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Ted: Look, all I'm saying is that Boston women are, on the whole, a paler, uglier sort than women from the elsewheres of life. John: That's bullshit. What about Lori? She's hot. Ted: No, Lori's from
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Ted 2012
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Ted:
Look, all I'm saying is that Boston women are, on the whole, a paler, uglier sort than women from the elsewheres of life.
John:
That's bullshit. What about Lori? She's hot.
Ted:
No, Lori's from Pennsylvania. That's not a Boston girl.
John:
They're not that bad.
Ted:
See, the fact that you have to say "they're not that bad" means that they are that bad. Did you ever hear a Boston girl have an orgasm?
[in exaggerated Bostonian]

Ted:
"Oh, yah! Oh, yah! Hahder! Hahder! Oh, god, that was so good. Now I'm going to stuff my fucking face with Pepperidge Farm."

Transcript:
Do I dare look
at the clock?
Look, all I'm saying is that
Boston women are, on the whole,
a paler, uglier sort than women
from the elsewheres of life.
That's bullshit. What about Lori?
She's hot.
No, Lori's from Pennsylvania.
That's not a Boston girl.
They're not that bad.
See, the fact that you have
to say they're not that bad
means that
they are that bad.
Did you ever hear a Boston
girl have an orgasm?
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah!
Harder! Harder!
Oh, God,
that was so good!
Now I'm going to stuff my fucking
face with Pepperidge Farm!
Jesus, this is weak.
It's not even getting me high. I got
to have a talk with my weed guy.
It's working for me.
I think it sucks. I'm going
to have a talk with him.
I don't know that you want to go
to a drug dealer with complaints.
No. I know this guy a long time.
I've known him since 9/11.
You remember? I was, like, "Oh, shit, 9/11.
I got to get high."
Is it 9:30?
Yeah.
Shit, I got to
get to work!
I don't know
if I can drive!
It's okay, I'll drive you.
I feel fine.
Fuck!
Shit.
Oh, man!
Johnny, I'm sorry, man. That
car just came out of nowhere.

Clip duration: 87 seconds
Views: 58
Timestamp in movie: 00:00:00
Uploaded: 28 January, 2021
Genres: comedy
Summary: John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear, Ted or his girlfriend, Lori.


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