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[Norah Jones returns to the stage after an intermission] Norah Jones:
Thank you. So I'm gonna give my chops a rest and bring a friend up to the stage. He's gonna sing a song to a special lady in the audience who he loves very much. Please, give a big hand... to John Bennett! [John enters the stage and waves at the crowd] Lori:
Oh... my God. Rex:
Holy... shit. [John attempts to shake Norah's hand, but she smacks his bottom on her way toward the piano. John approaches the microphone] Ted:
I gotta fuck her again. John:
Um, hiya. My name is John Bennett, and this is for Lori Collins, 'cause I love you. You know, this song reminds me of the most important night in my life... the night we met. Uh, this is the theme song from the movie Octopussy. [Norah plays the saxophone and piano to start the song] John:
[singing off-key]
All I wanted was a sweet distraction for an hour or two / Had no intention to do the things we've done... Ted:
Still better than Katy Perry. John:
[singing off-key]
Funny how it always goes with love, when you don't look, you find / But then we're two of a kind / [raises voice] John:
We move as one / We're an all-time high... Rex:
You suck! Get off the stage - Oh, c'mon, give him a chance! [Crowd boos John as he continues to sing] Angry fan:
You're an asshole! [Angry fan jumps off the guard rail and runs toward John, but John knocks him out with the microphone stand, sending him crashing off the stage] Norah Jones:
Oh Jesus! [Security escorts John off the stage as other personnel surround the injured fan]
Thank you. So I'm gonna give my chops a rest and bring a friend up to the stage. He's gonna sing a song to a special lady in the audience who he loves very much. Please, give a big hand... to John Bennett! [John enters the stage and waves at the crowd] Lori:
Oh... my God. Rex:
Holy... shit. [John attempts to shake Norah's hand, but she smacks his bottom on her way toward the piano. John approaches the microphone] Ted:
I gotta fuck her again. John:
Um, hiya. My name is John Bennett, and this is for Lori Collins, 'cause I love you. You know, this song reminds me of the most important night in my life... the night we met. Uh, this is the theme song from the movie Octopussy. [Norah plays the saxophone and piano to start the song] John:
[singing off-key]
All I wanted was a sweet distraction for an hour or two / Had no intention to do the things we've done... Ted:
Still better than Katy Perry. John:
[singing off-key]
Funny how it always goes with love, when you don't look, you find / But then we're two of a kind / [raises voice] John:
We move as one / We're an all-time high... Rex:
You suck! Get off the stage - Oh, c'mon, give him a chance! [Crowd boos John as he continues to sing] Angry fan:
You're an asshole! [Angry fan jumps off the guard rail and runs toward John, but John knocks him out with the microphone stand, sending him crashing off the stage] Norah Jones:
Oh Jesus! [Security escorts John off the stage as other personnel surround the injured fan]
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And then you can say whatever you want
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SIGHS Look John loves you very much
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more than anything in the world
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and he's falling to fucking pieces without you
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He knows he screwed up huge
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but you've got to believe me it wasn't all his fault
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I told him to bail on you that night at Rex's and he said No
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He said no he was going to stay there with you and I twisted his arm Lori
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So if you just give him one more chance
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Movie Summary
John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear, Ted or his girlfriend, Lori.
