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Donny:
I have to say, I've been following you ever since I was a young boy and, uh... I remember seeing you on the Carson Show and... you were just wonderful. Ted:
Oh, yeah that was uh... that was weird ineterview: Ed thought I was ALF and he kept muttering anti semitic comments... he thought ALF was Jewish for some reason... Donny:
Hey-hey um... Have you ever considered selling the bear? John:
What? Ted:
Excuse me? Robert:
I want it. Ted:
[defensively]
Hey, I'm not an it, pal! I'm a he, alright? John:
[Stammers and stands up; he speaks in a calm tone]
I'm sorry little guy, but my bear isn't for sale. See, I've had him since I was about your age. He's very, very special to me. Robert:
Stand up straight when you're talking to me! John:
[Dumbfounded]
Why the fuck would he say that?
I have to say, I've been following you ever since I was a young boy and, uh... I remember seeing you on the Carson Show and... you were just wonderful. Ted:
Oh, yeah that was uh... that was weird ineterview: Ed thought I was ALF and he kept muttering anti semitic comments... he thought ALF was Jewish for some reason... Donny:
Hey-hey um... Have you ever considered selling the bear? John:
What? Ted:
Excuse me? Robert:
I want it. Ted:
[defensively]
Hey, I'm not an it, pal! I'm a he, alright? John:
[Stammers and stands up; he speaks in a calm tone]
I'm sorry little guy, but my bear isn't for sale. See, I've had him since I was about your age. He's very, very special to me. Robert:
Stand up straight when you're talking to me! John:
[Dumbfounded]
Why the fuck would he say that?
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I have to say I've been following you ever since I was a young boy
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and I remember seeing you on the Carson show
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You were just wonderful
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Oh yeah that was a weird interview
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Ed thought I was ALF and he kept muttering anti Semitic comments
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He thought ALF was Jewish for some reason
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Have you ever considered selling the bear
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What Excuse me
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I want it
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I'm not an it pal I'm a he all right
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I'm sorry little guy but my bear isn't for sale
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See I've had him since I was about your age
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He's very very special to me
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Stand up straight when you're talking to me
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Why the fuck would he say that
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Movie Summary
John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear, Ted or his girlfriend, Lori.


