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Ted: You know, you're acting like a cock, you know that? John: What, I'm acting like a cock? Ted: Yes, you are, so shut your meat hole for a second, and listen to me. John: Huh? Ted: Meat hole, huh,
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Ted 2012
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Ted:
You know, you're acting like a cock, you know that?
John:
What, I'm acting like a cock?
Ted:
Yes, you are, so shut your meat hole for a second, and listen to me.
John:
Huh?
Ted:
Meat hole, huh, wait, that's not right, is it? No, pudding hole is that what they say? No, it can't be right either, because
[impersonating Roger Waters]

Ted:
you can't have any pudding, if you don't eat your meat!
[chuckles]

Ted:
Pink Floyd.

Transcript:
over her you're out
of your fucking mind.
Johnny, it's the truth,
I'm telling you.
You know what?
Get out of here.
You know what? You're acting like a cock.
You know that?
What? I'm acting
like a cock?
Yes, you are.
So shut your meat hole for
a second and listen to me.
Huh?
Meat hole? What?
That's not right,
is it? No.
"Pudding hole"?
Is that what they say?
No, it can't be
that either.
Because, "How can you have any
pudding if you don't eat your meat?"
Right? Pink Floyd.
Look, the point is,
you're blaming me
for something that
you did to yourself.
Lori was right about you.
You cannot take responsibility for
anything that goes on in your life.
Oh, and you can?
I don't have to.
I'm a fucking teddy bear.
You know something? I didn't tie
you up and drag you to that party.
I wanted you to come because
you're supposedly my best friend.
You can't stand there
and tell me
that you haven't always seen Lori
as a threat to our friendship.
It works out
so much better for you
when you and I are
getting fucked up
on the couch at 9:00 a.m., doesn't it?
Listen to yourself.
What am I? Emperor Ming,
here, controlling your mind?

Clip duration: 54 seconds
Views: 76
Timestamp in movie: 00:00:00
Uploaded: 28 January, 2021
Genres: comedy
Summary: John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear, Ted or his girlfriend, Lori.


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