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John:
Ted! Ted:
I'm alive, Johnny! John:
Oh, my God! Ted:
I'm alive. Your magical wish worked! John:
You're back! Ted:
Yeah, I mean, when you sewed me up you put some of the stuffing in the wrong places, so I'm a little fucked up. But will you take care of me forever and ever? [starts laughing] Ted:
I'm just kidding you. I thought it would be funny if you thought I was fucking retarded. John:
You asshole! Ted:
Come here, you bastard. Ha-ha! Ah! Lori:
Welcome back, Ted. John:
It was you. You did it. Ted:
Son of a bitch! You wished for my life back. Lori:
No, no, no. I wished for my life back
Ted! Ted:
I'm alive, Johnny! John:
Oh, my God! Ted:
I'm alive. Your magical wish worked! John:
You're back! Ted:
Yeah, I mean, when you sewed me up you put some of the stuffing in the wrong places, so I'm a little fucked up. But will you take care of me forever and ever? [starts laughing] Ted:
I'm just kidding you. I thought it would be funny if you thought I was fucking retarded. John:
You asshole! Ted:
Come here, you bastard. Ha-ha! Ah! Lori:
Welcome back, Ted. John:
It was you. You did it. Ted:
Son of a bitch! You wished for my life back. Lori:
No, no, no. I wished for my life back
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I'm alive Johnny
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Oh my God
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I'm alive Your magical wish worked
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You're back
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Yeah I mean when you sewed me up
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you put some of the stuffing in the wrong places
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so I'm a little fucked up
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But will you take care of me forever and ever
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LAUGHS I'm just Kidding you I thought it would be funny
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if you thought I was fucking retarded
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You asshole
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Come here you bastard
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LAUGHING
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Ah
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Welcome back Ted
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It was you
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Movie Summary
John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear, Ted or his girlfriend, Lori.
Actors
Ted
Lori Collins
