[John is in Thomas' office for being late and for Ted damaging one of the rental cars] Thomas: John, it's almost 10:00. John: I know, sir. I'm sorry, it wasn't my fault. Thomas: What do you mean?
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[John is in Thomas' office for being late and for Ted damaging one of the rental cars]

Thomas:
John, it's almost 10:00.
John:
I know, sir. I'm sorry, it wasn't my fault.
Thomas:
What do you mean?
John:
Why? I, I guess I wasn't really prepared for a follow-up question.
Thomas:
John, all you got to do is to not fuck up, and you get my job when I go to Corporate next month. You're the new branch manager. All you got to do is not fuck up.
John:
I realize that.
Thomas:
Good. Glad to hear. Because in a month, my life could be your life. A cushy, $38,000 a year branch manager who is personal friends with Tom Skeritt? Not a bad life, is it?
John:
No.
Thomas:
[Taps desk]
Let me show you something that I don't like to show people, because I don't want them treating me differently.
[Pulls out a picture frame from his top drawer]

Thomas:
Lo, that's me and Skeritt.
John:
Wow.
Thomas:
Goddamn right, wow.
[Places picture frame back in drawer]

Thomas:
I'm gonna dock you for dinging the car and for showing up late, okay? Try to be a little more responsible tomorrow.
John:
I will, sir. I promise.
[as Thomas writes the disciplinary report, John points at him with both hands]

John:
[Impersonating Tom Skeritt]
Not gonna let you down, Goose.
Thomas:
What?
John:
Top Gun.
Thomas:
So?
John:
Tom Skeritt.
Thomas:
I know that. Get out of here, okay?
John:
Thank you, sir.

Transcript:
John, it's almost 10:00.
I know, sir, I'm sorry.
It wasn't my fault.
What do you mean?
I guess I wasn't really prepared
for a follow-up question.
John, all you got to do
is not fuck up
and you get my job when I
go to corporate next month.
You're the new
branch manager.
All you've got to do
is not fuck up.
I realize that.
Good.
Glad to hear it.
Because in a month,
my life could be your life.
A cushy, $38,000-a-year
branch manager
who's personal friends
with Tom Skerritt.
Not a bad life, is it?
No.
I'm going to show you something
that I don't like to show people
because I don't want them
treating me differently.
Boom.
That's me and Skerritt.
Wow.
Goddamn right, "Wow."
I'm gonna dock you
for dinging the car
and for showing up
late today, all right?
Try and be a little more
responsible tomorrow.
I will, sir, I promise.
I'm not going to
let you down, Goose.
What?
Top Gun.
So?
Tom Skerritt.
I know that.
Get out of here, okay?
Thank you, sir.
All right, here's your keys,
your rental agreement,
complimentary
map of Boston.
Thank you for choosing Liberty.
Drive safely.
Thanks.
Thanks so much.
I heard you got busted.
Jesus, Guy, you look like shit, man.
What happened?
I don't know, I got fucking
wasted last night.
My phone says I texted someone at
3:15, asking them to beat me up.
And then, at 4:30, I texted the
same person saying, "Thanks."
And you don't remember it?
No, same as last time.
It just seems kind
of gay, doesn't it?
I don't know.
Maybe, yeah.
Well, do you think you're part
of some gay beat-up underworld?
Like one of those gay
beat-up clubs or something?
I don't know.
I dig chicks, man.
I don't remember any of it.
I was so fucked up.
I might be gay,
I don't know.
Do you mind covering
for me for a bit?
I might go lay down
in the john.
Hey, buddies.
Where is it hanging?
Hey, Alix, what's up? You
get in the club last night?
I didn't get in because
the bouncer was douche-face.
But I made friends
in the line.
That's good, I guess.
Hey, guys, anybody
know a nice restaurant,

Clip duration: 134 seconds
Views: 16
Uploaded: 28 January, 2021
Genres: comedy
Summary: John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear, Ted or his girlfriend, Lori.


Actors

Thomas - Matt Walsh