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Donny: I have to say, I've been following you ever since I was a young boy and, uh... I remember seeing you on the Carson Show and... you were just wonderful. Ted: Oh, yeah that was uh... that was
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Ted 2012
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Donny:
I have to say, I've been following you ever since I was a young boy and, uh... I remember seeing you on the Carson Show and... you were just wonderful.
Ted:
Oh, yeah that was uh... that was weird ineterview: Ed thought I was ALF and he kept muttering anti semitic comments... he thought ALF was Jewish for some reason...
Donny:
Hey-hey um... Have you ever considered selling the bear?
John:
What?
Ted:
Excuse me?
Robert:
I want it.
Ted:
[defensively]
Hey, I'm not an it, pal! I'm a he, alright?
John:
[Stammers and stands up; he speaks in a calm tone]
I'm sorry little guy, but my bear isn't for sale. See, I've had him since I was about your age. He's very, very special to me.
Robert:
Stand up straight when you're talking to me!
John:
[Dumbfounded]
Why the fuck would he say that?

Transcript:
Yeah. I'm Donny,
this is Robert.
I have to say, I've been following
you ever since I was a young boy
and I remember seeing you
on the Carson show.
You were just wonderful.
Oh, yeah, that was
a weird interview.
Ed thought I was ALF, and he kept
muttering anti-Semitic comments.
He thought ALF was
Jewish for some reason.
Have you ever considered
selling the bear?
What?
Excuse me?
I want it.
I'm not an "it," pal.
I'm a "he," all right?
I'm sorry, little guy,
but my bear isn't for sale.
See, I've had him
since I was about your age.
He's very, very
special to me.
Stand up straight when
you're talking to me.
Why the fuck
would he say that?
Sorry, you really shouldn't
swear in front of children.
Look, we're very
interested in the bear.
If you want to make
some sort of arrangement
here's my address
and phone number.
And you can call me
any time, okay?
Will do.
Here it goes, in the really important
pocket for really important stuff.
Okay? Okay.
Okay.
See you later.
Come on, Robert.
Take it easy.
What the fuck?
Can you imagine what that
little shit would do to me?
I could totally see him just
taking you down to the basement
and really slowly
de-limbing you
while singing some creepy
Victorian nursery rhyme.
Oh, my little sixpence
My pretty little sixpence
Stop it.
Knock it off.
I love my sixpence
Better than my life
Stop it! Fuck! Why you got
to take it to that place?
You took it to a very... Now it's real.
Now it's a real thing.
Come on.
Take it easy.
All right, look, let's just find
a better place to get stoned.
I guess this is it, huh?
Yeah. Yeah, I guess so.

Clip duration: 107 seconds
Views: 55
Timestamp in movie: 00:00:00
Uploaded: 28 January, 2021
Genres: comedy
Summary: John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear, Ted or his girlfriend, Lori.


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